A J O’Connell

I have to hand it to the folks at Chanel. This fragrance STICKS. I only put a little on the tips of a few fingers and now I have to amputate my whole arm.

A friend suggested that rubbing alcohol would remove this smell, but it just added to the smells. Now I smell like Older Nurse.

This is a Chanel fragrance. I thought I was safe because it wasn't my grandmother's favorite (No. 5) but apparently my aunts were also Chanel fans. I smell like Stressful Family Holiday

Watching #BarbecueShowdown with the spouse. Being on this show would be my hell. If I’m a real horrible person in this life, I’ll wake up in the Smoke Shack with Melissa Cookson and Kevin Bludso asking me to make them food.

RT @jedhunter1: Excited to be presenting at @MidWest_Dreamin again this year! Join me and my @Huron colleague Sarah Cleveland, with Jason…

Hello, bug spray my old friend Why did I bother with you again As I wandered through the heat and damp I drew more bugs than an outdoor lamp And mosquitoes tried to fly into my brain Some remain. They aren't concerned by bug spray

I agree that a room of one's own is important for women who want to #write, but there are days when I would settle for a single uncluttered surface.

If I've learned anything from Baldur's Gate 3, it's that you should not store tomatoes in basements. #bg3

My 10 yo tried to insult me by saying CHA is my dump stat. I am so proud. #DnD

RT @DaveJonesActor: It’s polite to answer the door when I’ve been knocking for half an hour when I can SEE YOU HIDING BEHIND THE COUCH, GALE

Me, pointing out all the places in the yard where it's not "too hot" for my kid to play outside: https://t.co/e2Vrk2BiVg