Ally Spier

RT @GretchenAMcC: it has come to my attention that uh, what! https://t.co/cTXV4UKynP

It should be, though https://t.co/sdte8JCAHP

Never quite sure if I’m watching prestige tv or illusionist tv

White Lotus opening credits should be available as wallpaper

Especially love @nycmarathon day because it treats cars like the subs they should be year-round

RT @chandlerjdean: The Skint agrees: you gotta come to SpeakEasy at @caveatnyc this Wednesday at 7 PM! Featuring: @shadesofgreaves @spier…

Told you https://t.co/WfqMJytgdr

Ally Spier @spiersays

Gonna be Thrifty Boy for Halloween

The only thing I’m interested in discussing about the new album is how she holds her pen https://t.co/SqDZiitR2c

Me at the club as a 35 year old https://t.co/fnmq0v8NkD

RT @thevocabaret: .@spiersays is hosting tomorrow's WORDS NIGHTMARES show! But [zoom in on an old black-and-white @Punderdome3000 photo] sh…

I refuse to look up npr’s rob stein bc i want to continue believing he’s actually just wallace shawn

Was the name of his sled https://t.co/shHfQ00Yrt

I appreciate when the dating app crashes. Like it’s just saying “Ok you, that’s enough for today.”

Wait i think i was supposed to retweet this

Tariq the corn kid better be filthy stinkin’ rich now

How long before this was actually written do we think the author came up with the headline (I’m guessing years ago)? https://t.co/61YphvSfx7

In the last week, I’ve been hit on by a 23yo who didn’t know where he was, negged by a 42yo I briefly dated, dm’ed by my childhood bully, who’s now a conspiracy theorist, & propositioned by a married “nihilist” who blamed his desire to cheat on capitalism. Time for a vacation ✌🏻 https://t.co/xb0wlOTqlE