Andrea Graham

I might have smashed salt and vinegar potato chips into a bowl of potato soup...

Seeing a man on the bus reading the book "ordinary differential equations" really makes me want to be an unusual differential equation.

Do my recurring bouts of bad luck have anything to do with all those chain letters I never forwarded in my youth?

When I brought a pair of wide leg pants to be hemmed, they said they would have to charge me for two dresses. Fashion mistake?

The two-hour root canal was okay only because the endodontist had the voice of mark ruffalo.

"I thought for sure that song was by Kenny Loggins because he's done awesome songs like 'Footloose'." @overheard

"I've been seeing someone. It's going pretty awesome. I think I'm the one." #overheard

Everything you just said says sexy to me. (Overheard.)

"nothing that you see is ever what space travel is really like." (overheard)