Andrew Burdett

RT @WalkerMarcus: “your actions were the antithesis of everything Paddington stands for” An actual quote from an actual judge in an actual…

RT @F1: We are deeply saddened to hear about the sudden loss of Eddie Jordan. With his inexhaustible energy he always knew how to make peo…

“Is there a word for having a bathroom divorce and a sleep divorce at the same time? I think that’s just called a divorce.” https://t.co/2B1FlSvK53

There’s a lot of truth to this.

createstreets @createstreets

A good rule of thumb when talking to designers is that any proposed building or place called “a hub” will be as ugly as sin. Real places have real names not made up corporate mumbo-jumbo. By…

RT @Peston: Starmer is abolishing NHS England. He has chosen to re-politicise the health service. Big reform. We now know why Amanda Pri…

RT @PAracing: Golden Ace is a shock winner of the Unibet Champion Hurdle - both Constitution Hill and State Man were fallers https://t.co/2…

RT @indiamctaggart: King Charles practicing his first aid response skills at the Royal College of Nursing in London this morning ⛑️ https:/…

Following reports in the Sunday Times that @annaefoster is set to be announced as @MishalHusain’s replacement on @BBCr4today, here’s the moment @bbcpaddy ambushed her for comment at the end of a World This Weekend promo. “You are a ball of mischief” she said, making her excuses. https://t.co/chdIPEc3qD

“Rural affairs” does sound a bit Ambridge soap opera, doesn’t it?

Elshad 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @ElshadKarbasi

How to improve government and make it sound less cringe https://t.co/jcYdSykEjb

Sad to hear about the death of Bill Dare: a comedy producer whose name (most memorably credited at the end of each episode of Dead Ringers, which he created) was as legendary as any of his programmes’ stars. His agents said tonight his “comedy instincts were second to none”.

RT @Peston: Trudeau is coming to Starmer’s summit, my colleague @harry_horton has learned. The question therefore is whether today we’ll s…

RT @kaitlancollins: The Ukrainian ambassador had her head in her hands by this point. https://t.co/AhnsgWbqOb

Whole newsroom locked in right now, watching the AP feed of the Zelenskyy/Trump(+Vance) sitdown. Never seen, or heard, anything like it.

RT @jonathanwalditn: ⁦@Peston⁩ asks Trump if he’ll take the opportunity on Friday to apologise to Zelensky on Friday for calling him a dict…

Imagine this (more about her here: https://t.co/PxjQrgiGa2) then forever being known as… ‘Moldy Mary’.

Lawrence Krubner 🇺🇦 @krubner

@mikitaisbased If this strikes you as unlikely then you will be even more surprised to learn that in 1942, “Moldy Mary,” while working as an employee of the Department Of Agriculture, walked into her local grocery store to buy some dinner and then, when she saw a backroom warehouse worker about