Anna Vossler

TBT to when we didn’t start all emails- Hi, hope you’re staying healthy and safe.

I am so over the word ‘unprecedented....’

RT @GabayJonathan: I feel attacked https://t.co/1PIfFDPHOo

RT @ashleymayer: I deleted tiktok many months ago because I̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶l̶d̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶f̶i̶g̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶h̶o̶w̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶v̶i̶…

Seeking a time machine so I can go back in time and ask myself why I registered for three Dutch ovens. I don’t even know what they do. [Spoiler: They are not ovens- and I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re not Dutch either!]

It’s official- I’ve hit that age where I can’t see an address if the radio is too loud, and I will snap at anyone in the car who questions that!

“Anna! Teen Jeopardy is on I think you’ll really like it!” -my mom There’s an insult here somewhere... but also she’s 100% correct.

Low point: caught up on all social media and now I’m just scrolling through Venmo to see what my acquaintances are splitting with their acquaintances.

Is there an unwritten rule somewhere that moms have to ask you if you have a sweater every time you leave the house? Even when you’re 30??? #shewasrightineededone

Nothing says “I don’t belong here” more than me in a nice restaurant asking for a to-go box for the bread basket.

Bless my mom who thinks upper and lower case letters matter in an email address.

People with money bribing large institutions to get what they want? Well I am SHOCKED!

What is it about Saran Wrap that makes it cling to everything except the item to which you want it to cling?

Nothing makes me feel more like an independent woman who don’t need no man than changing the Arrowhead jug by myself

I am just learning that pill cutters are a thing and I’m wondering if I’m the only one who’s been biting pills in half for almost thirty years? #pharmacistintraining

Salon employee: Here for an eyebrow wax? Me: No just a pedicure, but... noted...

If you kidnap me my one request is that I can stop home to get my retainer because I didn’t have braces twice so my teeth can shift while I sit in a basement waiting to be rescued.