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i never thought ultimate frisbee could be a contractually stipulated requirement in my work week, but there you go...

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how many times can you burp red onion before you actually burp the entire onion out in gas form?! All i know is it's >150 burps

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxx721qxFs1qzvqipo1_500.jpg this makes me laugh and cry, thx @Elmo_Keep

wndscrn wiper snapped off this morn, how much wld it cost to strap one of those traffic squeegy guys to my bonnet til i get to autobarn?

MyFirstMelbBsnessTrip: caught in 2 downpours, ironed my shoes til they shrunk then kiked my rm key under a drink fridge in a kebab shop

@Elmo_Keep i am so installing those slowmo cameras in mine

...and again http://bit.ly/b6A3lY heyday m.hayden made me feel like a puny little boy, but viv richards makes me feel like a sexless amoeba

poor windies... http://bit.ly/aeph3P the 80s came back for eveyone but you :(

i just found out about chillwave, hmm... interesting. I quit music.

@Elmo_Keep yulli's. friend.

@Elmo_Keep Ha! french feline cinema - int. Studio: brooding older artist semi-tolerating nubile muse, rapidly losing her novelty value

syd climate proves that the sauna's popularity relies entirely on one's freedom to choose to exit it

dear loyal followers, i love you both

conducting study into twitter without benefit of a home internet connection - contact via australia post pls til further notice