Brett Erlich

Why does it feel like literally everyone in the blue origin capsule or talking about the blue origin capsule is either happily or angrily jerking themselves off?

Normalize coopon not kyupon

I like how some people are like “the me too movement was stupid. We cancelled a ton of people based on baseless accusations and no due process anyway Hillary Clinton drank child blood I saw it on a meme w a cat that had laser eyes.”

I’m so famous. My video is going viral again please deal with this and get in on the ground floor of my multilevel video scheme. https://t.co/4nzP6JFsBQ

You’re right we should trust a billionaire who lied about being good at a video game.

Guys all elons wealth is leveraged against Tesla stock.

The espresso martini is the Red Bull vodka for people who pretend to respect themselves.

Love getting accused of “thinking I’m smarter than everybody” by people whose entire political identity is “calling everyone ret*rded.”

Charlie Kirk accuses lefties of not being masculine while sitting in a way that proves he has literally no dick or balls.

Russell Brand @rustyrockets

I like @charliekirk11 He tells Newsom in this interview that democrats can't survive in the podcasting world because it's "too masculine" for them, and I wholeheartedly agree. https://t.co/HoG63LqwTI

“The worst thing about high school girls as I approach the speed of light? They get older. I stay the same age.” - interstellar https://t.co/UpLcCm3q1I

Sometimes I randomly remember that Adam Corolla and Jimmy Kimmel both hosted The Man Show.

Breaking : guys like this call us ped*s then go to Disneyland alone to film children.

Gizmo @Im_GIZM0

This guy wearing a MAGA hat a Disney World. Love it! 🇺🇸💪👇 https://t.co/azmnwZyUuJ

Anyone out there an expert in anal? I could use some rectum-endations.

Listen now. You don’t know Ben Shapiro or Charlie Kirk because they’re good. You know them because billionaires grew them in a lab.

My favorite historical fact is that when the “moors conquered Spain” they were pretty much coasting through Europe, but one of the main reasons they stopped is because they thought it was gross.

imagine making space rockets that land on chopsticks but still being such a piece of shit that people don't like you.

Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024

Morning Consult poll Elon Musk approval Disapprove 49% Approve 39% DOGE approval Disapprove 46% Approve 41% 1/31-2/2 RV https://t.co/rLukI4h2oP