Brett Erlich

You’re right we should trust a billionaire who lied about being good at a video game.

Guys all elons wealth is leveraged against Tesla stock.

The espresso martini is the Red Bull vodka for people who pretend to respect themselves.

Love getting accused of “thinking I’m smarter than everybody” by people whose entire political identity is “calling everyone ret*rded.”

Charlie Kirk accuses lefties of not being masculine while sitting in a way that proves he has literally no dick or balls.

Russell Brand @rustyrockets

I like @charliekirk11 He tells Newsom in this interview that democrats can't survive in the podcasting world because it's "too masculine" for them, and I wholeheartedly agree. https://t.co/HoG63LqwTI

“The worst thing about high school girls as I approach the speed of light? They get older. I stay the same age.” - interstellar https://t.co/UpLcCm3q1I

Sometimes I randomly remember that Adam Corolla and Jimmy Kimmel both hosted The Man Show.

Breaking : guys like this call us ped*s then go to Disneyland alone to film children.

Gizmo @Im_GIZM0

This guy wearing a MAGA hat a Disney World. Love it! 🇺🇸💪👇 https://t.co/azmnwZyUuJ

Anyone out there an expert in anal? I could use some rectum-endations.

Listen now. You don’t know Ben Shapiro or Charlie Kirk because they’re good. You know them because billionaires grew them in a lab.

My favorite historical fact is that when the “moors conquered Spain” they were pretty much coasting through Europe, but one of the main reasons they stopped is because they thought it was gross.

imagine making space rockets that land on chopsticks but still being such a piece of shit that people don't like you.

Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024

Morning Consult poll Elon Musk approval Disapprove 49% Approve 39% DOGE approval Disapprove 46% Approve 41% 1/31-2/2 RV https://t.co/rLukI4h2oP

republicans : great at keeping elon safe from accountability. horrible at keeping students safe at schools.

Maxwell Alejandro Frost @MaxwellFrostFL

They are blocking members of Congress from entering the Department of Education! Elon is allowed in and not the people? ILLEGAL. https://t.co/PL7Nky3ZYb

i think about this once a week... https://t.co/CnB7obN0T8

I has new video thanks it is very good and about corruption plus i get hugged by @jonstewart and @AOC visually if not corporeally enjoy and laugh and fist pound on tablz. https://t.co/7OiE6KBsIc

RT @popitforpoppa: https://t.co/4gAxVmmW4S