Bryan Parmelee

Nice reminder ahead of the @FIFAcom 2026 World Cup that in America we apparently tase pitch invaders.

Joe Kinsey @JoeKinseyexp

Andy Lyons from Getty Images deserves a Pulitzer for this. https://t.co/z3AJLw94ks

Dude picked a nice slow news night to pull this shit.

Vermont Public @vermontpublic

Gov. Phil Scott vetoes bill that would establish overdose prevention center in Burlington https://t.co/pcq4fU3eOL https://t.co/UHalPl5LYG

Unfortunately, 35 felony convictions is the average American voter's red line.

I don't get it. I've been looking between all these keys on my keyboard and all I'm seeing is pretzel crumbs.

Ok, I’ll bite: who is Erling Haaland and does he really think he can keep apace with Cold Palmer? #Chelsea #EPL https://t.co/0qsOebFiY0

I asked AI to come up with the whitest sentence possible. The result may shock you: https://t.co/FldrAKKbkI

I've never seen two teams work so hard to try and lose a match. Well done(?) blues. #CHEMUN

**stuffs 11 players in goal so neither team takes any shots** “This was a defensive masterclass.”

Ah yes, love it when two tactical masterminds face off and it’s just the most soulless uninspired football you can imagine. #ManCity #Arsenal

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Page Six @PageSix

Tom Brady has ‘accepted’ Gisele Bündchen’s romance with jiu-jitsu instructor began ‘years ago’: report https://t.co/d8GYEF0kKd https://t.co/DsTUehzFU2

When the owner of the account you’ve been using to watch the Premiere League makes changes to their cable plan. https://t.co/D50q95ib53

In case anyone else was wondering, Texaco Beach is both open and closed today, Monday 7/19. #btv https://t.co/iUZ3RFAgfN

Part of what keeps me in Burlington — despite my rent going up three years in a row — is the access to so many beautiful beaches. #btv

Anyone have a nice vacation coming up that they wouldn't mind inviting a supreme court justice to so we can start restoring some legal precedents?

Mailchimp is a very elegant solution if you're looking for something that is both expensive and goes offline at least once a week.

Gorgeous day in #btv! Trying to decide whether to hike in wildfire smoke or swim in Cyanobacteria.

This is no joke, people! Here’s what my wife and I look like after just 3 years of remote work. https://t.co/bHKHwf6ZbR

Mail+ @DailyMailUK

Swollen eyes, a hunchback and claw-like hands: What remote-workers will look like by 2100 https://t.co/FrMfrVi8nW https://t.co/Ejnt4rRO2t