Carlisle Froese

One of these days, I will be organized enough to pack myself dinner.

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Considering the fact that we're not all that bright in the first place, thay is really saying something.

The term "popping your(or her) cherry" is up there with some of the most ridiculous things humanity has ever come up with.

Olives are dinner, right?

Finally watching agents of shield and really enjoying all of the #btvs and #dollhouse references that got snuck in.

Oh no! Who pressed the next episode button? Oh well, can't do anything about it now. #bachelorinparadise #dontjudge

I can forgive anything but an oxford comma.

#getfuzzy was funny before I got a cat, post cat it is f*cking hilarious!

I love how much of country music is "fuck you for breaking up with me, I'm a superstar now!" #howdoyoulikemenow

Ironically, people are the least Canadian when the timmies line is running slow. #benice you're in less of a hurry than you think.

Ugh the girl in my trashy romance is going to pick the wrong ganster, #theworst such a good book though! #dollface

Finally getting around to taking down the Christmas tree! #dontjudgeme

Baco noir, am I right? #winelove

You'd think by now I would know to read the damn recipe ALL THE WAY THROUGH by now

Now we are snuggling :)

I like to imagine it meant "Human mommy! What are you doing in the dangerous snow? Come inside this instant!"