Caroline Mortimer

The biggest revelation about this is that, until the year 2025, the people in charge of measuring inflation really thought people were still renting DVDs... https://t.co/uEsFAAqOVi

I don’t think the NHS would be in such a bad state if you were able to get a GP receptionist to issue your 10+ repeat prescription on the phone when they fuck it up for the millionth time without it feeling like you are explaining Euclidean geometry to a badger…

RT @theipaper: Farmland seven times the size of London could face flooding by 2050 🔴 Over six million properties in England are currently…

RT @RTS_media: .@BBCBlindGazza ends his acceptance speech at last night’s RTS Television Journalism Awards by reflecting on the barriers he…

Show me a headline someone from 2005 wouldn't understand:

New York Post @nypost

Olympic breakdancer Raygun’s brother Brendan Gunn charged in $100K crypto fraud https://t.co/IHsKolSuMe https://t.co/31ZgJPtKM4

RT @lilahparsons: I know it was my birthday last week, but ‘old horse’ seems a bit harsh.. 😂🐴 @BBCNews https://t.co/oSYwcKV9pP

This is so lovely.... https://t.co/fxgJK8sHhg

Me when I have to go to work before 8am...

Buitengebieden @buitengebieden

Cats.. 😅 https://t.co/FmWEyfnEad

RT @Factsonfilm: 'The Witch' (2015) director Robert Eggers says his number one tip for screenwriters is don't put a goat in your film "You…

RT @dog_rates: This plaque in Prague has been rubbed to a shiny gold because for centuries, passersby have touched the dog for good luck, a…

RT @JAHeale: How press corrections ought to work: https://t.co/0RsgL3YgDa

RT @PunchingCat: “where do you see yourself in 30 years?” me: https://t.co/zYUWA5KKfN

RT @morganjeffery: Alexander was planning on giving his winnings over to @mencap_charity, which works with people with learning disabilitie…

RT @slayerxvampire: when buffy told the watcher’s council to kindly fuck off 👏🏼 https://t.co/oIbco82NtW

Sometimes both at the same time. Women contain multitudes...

Doth @DothTheDoth

I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or political revolution