Caroline Reston

I told my boss today that when I die I would like to be taxidermied and displayed in my least favorite child's foyer. THINGS ARE GOING FINE!

RT @jonfavs: There wouldn’t be projections of 100,000-240,000 dead Americans if Donald Trump’s administration had taken the January/Februar…

Yesterday I was on video chat with Jane Fonda from my bed. Today it's a pod!

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New #KeepIt: @Janefonda joins to discuss how we can continue the fight for climate change from our homes & @jeremyoharris returns to discuss how artists are suffering from theatre closures. Plus, a new segment solving roommate quarantine quarrels. https://t.co/I1Pl8fqxMm https://t.co/DYyT3pnvs1

Still getting your period in this corona-era feels tone deaf.

What's the timeline on being able to have a corona-free conversation?!?!

I honestly don't know if social distancing due to the coronavirus is a serial killers dream or worst nightmare.

I've successfully infiltrated the front side of the camera.

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Was this guy wrong for pregnancy/baby-proofing his house? #Hysteria's @morninggloria discusses with special guests @priaribi & @CarolineReston: https://t.co/9qWVwpzwV4

Corona is Regina right now. That smug bitch. https://t.co/O5RIzIhGe5

I just watched the Rock’s classic San Andreas, and honestly it’s so good I’m looking forward to the sequel San Andreas: Not Our Fault #socialdistancemovieclub

Do bats serve any environmental purpose? And if they don’t can we figure out a virus that wipes them the fuck out?!