Chloe Maddren

I put my comedy special up on OnlyFans and sent the link to every guy that’s sexually harassed me online 🙃 https://t.co/VQ9zvGMGPo

RT @whitebaitonline: the census should just be a big group chat with a comment "thumbs up to be in the census"

RT @whitebaitonline: i think we all know what type of summer it will be. very nice https://t.co/b18YS9paK0

Did you know you can watch me do a full stand up show on YouTube membership? Idk pretty cool. Check it outttt https://t.co/AUCqHbwHdH

This is how Australians make friends https://t.co/1lDR5Db96j

I’m bringing my debut show to my homeland, Brisbane next week May 20!!! Pls come and sell it out for me 🙊 https://t.co/apVrVdUYGl https://t.co/kZEngZAKMx

You guyssss! I’ve got two more shows in Sydney this weekend and oh I’d love to see you there!! https://t.co/NgIZZO2kJa https://t.co/iZE9S26oZK

Hey Melbourne! My debut comedy show starts next week at @micomfestival 🙊 come come come!! https://t.co/gEtQIlsoai https://t.co/wzUtjRB7pN

Maaaaan I been hittin the gym lately, yall don’t even know about the rock hard abs I got under a coupla layers of pizza

Ey I totally forgot about this place but if you’re in Melbourne, come see my new hour 🙊 https://t.co/gEtQIlsoai

Anyone else playing bitey at home after watching tonight’s episode of Succession?

To all the comedians about to fly out of Melbourne, think of all the kind punters who paid you attention throughout your shows when you chose whether or not to look up at the poor flight attendants during the safety demonstration.

Rewatching Gossip Girl and frankly it’s pretty unrealistic. Every dress has pockets 🙄

I know I’ve really gotten close with a girlie when she tags me in an Instagram giveaway 😍🥰

Is it just me or does everyone pretend tartare sauce is cum to make it more appealing?

RT @commnoticeboard: What an ep we have today as @chloe_maddren joins us to talk Wynnum. 'Parking', Kyle Sandilands, seceding from Australi…

How teenage girls are getting a full head of blonde foils regularly, I will never understand.