Chris Balfe

This new format for #Headliners on @GBNEWS is really annoying, why the need to cover half the screen with an endless loop of the front pages? Honestly, if it wasn't for the brilliance of the comedians I'd probably consider giving up on it.

Lewis has gone full Soylent Green on #Headliners

In all honesty, whenever @LewisSchaffer, @joshxhowie and @PaulCoxComedy are put together on #Headliners it soon descends into chaos. However, I'm working away, having been up all night, with last night's edition playing in the background, and I can't stop laughing. Thanks to all.

#Headliners: "3 comedians looking at next day's papers". Sadly there's little news to laugh about. But as much as I enjoy @LeoKearse, @nickdixoncomic, @CressidaWetton, @joshxhowie, @mrstevenallen, @CareyMarx, @TheSimonEvans et al. @LewisSchaffer always puts a smile on my face.

Just encountered Suzanne in Page Road, Clacton, clearing the gutter and drains of detritus, which, if left, leads to flooding. This is the responsibility of our councils, it's what we pay them for. We cannot take the Suzannes of this world for granted. @Nigel_Farage @juneslater17 https://t.co/PLs4OEKSXK

Rousing??? Even the Pitpass cats were embarrassed #F1 #LasVegasGP

This was Myrtle at 2 months... last April she was 16 #catboxsunday https://t.co/ZX11fL9ZVq

Beautiful Stylo...

Happy Dog @thehappydog_

MY NAME WAS PEN. I DIED HAPPY, BUT...🥺🥺 I died today!! I hope you will dedicate 5 minutes to read my story so that it is not in vain. I arrived at the shelter when I was 3 months old and they called me Stylo (at least I had a name, however strange it was for a dog!). It was a https://t.co/DRyK4C5Wjs

Why do people insist on getting on to a train and then walking all the way through it, hitting everyone with their backpacks and luggage. Why can't they walk along outside and look in to check for seats. Even when the train is empty they insist on walking the whole thing.

Don't think there was a duff episode... loved Diana Dors but my favourite episode was 13th Reunion

Sign the petition: Petition for the Surrey Police to Send Beau the Calf to a Sanctuary https://t.co/pe5ii8lz2n

I was 13... @rickygervais, and I swear it was only for the songs... nothing else. I swear. https://t.co/JFKlONritm

Stuff Virgil... get Dick. If you get what we mean. #F1 #MonacoGP

Found Niki in a terrible state on 26 May 2019, he had basically given up. Despite FIV he thoroughly enjoyed the next few years of his life following his 're-birth'. Today he finally passed over the rainbow bridge 🌈while I held him in my arms. 💔

Oh F***, it's him!

I knew it, I bloody knew it. #SkyF1 #HungarianGP

Good to see a genuine celebrity fan - and damned fine actor - on the grid. Yes we mean you Michael Douglas.