Chris Derrick

Make sure to celebrate today's 76th birthday of my favorite baseball player, Royals Hall of Famer Amos Jose Otis. He's A.O.K.

I guess the Royals' record of 8-0 to start a postseason was too daunting for those Houston Astros. At least Houston's manager still has a good buddy in Bill Cosby.

Just like last year, nobody's impressed that it's my half birthday.

Royals win!!!!!!!!! On the way to 162-0. #kansascityroyals

It's my "baby" sister's 60th birthday. That's a lot to contemplate.

Devastating news! Arby's discontinued potato cakes. This was announced in late May, but nobody bothered to tell me. Where's the accountability? #BringBackCakes

What state have you never visited and would most like to see?

How many teams in MLB history have lost 11 straight after having the best record in the majors?

Back at Morty’s for the first time since early 2020. Thanks, Ashley, for the drink. https://t.co/KZEj2XRupI

Man, this veggie Thai burrito from the reopened Neato Burrito sure is good. Too bad @LindseyTreffry didn’t make it to work today.

Composer, longtime Lewis and Clark teacher Gerald Hartley dies at 99 https://t.co/efTdusT7cr

Why didn't anyone tell me "Succession" is so good? Now, if I could only get the theme song out of my mind.

I gotta say, the highlight of today's National Funeral Director Day was this gem from @LindseyTreffry ... What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? ..... NOTHING.

Hamberders and covfefe for everyone to celebrate the end of the Orange Ogre. #ImpeachedTwice

I just want those three special words whispered in my ear: Trump left office. #TrumpsLastDay

Just think, if I had mentioned the "idiot with the face paint and horns" 10 days ago, you wouldn't have known what it meant. Now he's a legend. #Insurrectionists

I have to hand it to Trump. Just when I think I couldn't despise him more, he proves me wrong. #TrumpCoupAttempt