Christian McEwan

Archer's first snapchat @simonjourno @krista88t http://t.co/HlSTmw8od6

http://t.co/YDUp4YiAkm @bannakin @simonjourno we will be bringing back the Lip Lizard

You're more likely to get attacked by a shark than lose to a Paire forehand. Cheee-eee-eeese

"@UberFacts: The cry of a newborn child is referred to as a "vagitus." The English language at its best @simonjourno @bannakin @krista88t

RT @NelsonMandela: “Death is something inevitable.When a man has done what he considers to be his duty to his people&his country,he can res…

@krista88t @bannakin @lyndalrogers @M_Taverniti so only @simonjourno would be there the whole time, ruffled shirt, calling girls electric.

@krista88t @bannakin @lyndalrogers @simonjourno @M_Taverniti it's hard to follow twitversations. I'll just hum the MASH theme & act informed

@krista88t @bannakin @lyndalrogers @simonjourno @M_Taverniti I won't get there until 6... covering some stupid sports show

@krista88t @simonjourno @lachlankitchen @majemichaelsaba Simon does it better than all of us, including Miley #cuttinarug #throwingshapes

@krista88t @simonjourno @lachlankitchen You leave @majemichaelsaba alone. He doesn't enjoy spanking. Your not Miley then. Simon is Miley.

@krista88t @simonjourno @lachlankitchen You have to terk on video first. Otherwise I will just continue crying in a turtle neck. Do it

@krista88t @simonjourno @lachlankitchen and crying into a camera

@krista88t @simonjourno @lachlankitchen Fine, I don't actually know what twerking is. Im shaving my head and wearing a black turtle neck

RT @simonjourno: Was anyone consulted within Tom Waterhouse's PR team before putting forward a promotion called "2 Winners, 1 Cup? Disgusti…

@krista88t @simonjourno @lachlankitchen I'm doing it right now... and ... WE CAN'T STOP, AND WE WOOONT STOOOP. #mileylove

@krista88t @lachlankitchen @simonjourno I'll be twerking during said tweets

Tried to punch a fly, punched myself in the throat. #talented