Dahlia Ibrahim

A couple of friends got me Aesop hand soap for my birthday over a very recent inside joke between us… and now I think I’m going to have to buy $40 hand soap for my bathroom for the rest of my life. Shit.

I’m working on being less dramatic this year but believe when I say my world is shattering around me after heading that Season 4 will be the end of #Succession. SHAT-TER-RING.

RT @oneunderscore__: The Sarah Lawrence cult documentary on Hulu is really well done. It doesn't try to stretch itself out to 6 episodes f…

The 118th Congress… y’all are some characters. #sotu2023

RT @sahilkapur: Biden: "Speaker, I don't want to ruin your reputation but I look forward to working with you." https://t.co/5ZYsHgdAAC

Huge and significant proposal: “A Middle Eastern and North African category would be added to U.S. federal surveys and censuses” https://t.co/a3vtlqg8rI

RT @RepBarbaraLee: It’s been an honor to count the votes for Speaker on the House floor. All 5,208 of them. https://t.co/GqOG6NawmE

Also I know this man is across the pond but we really could have used him for a “WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES?” https://t.co/5wpnMwdneU

I can’t wait to have kids for the sole purpose of telling them that the wildest thing I ever went through was being a producer during the 2023 House Speaker vote. They’re gonna think their mom is lame but I don’t even care, they are going to HEAR about this.

Yes, that is me screaming “no” on the closing night of my favorite bar. Miss you already @PigBeachNYC

Andy Mai @MaiAndy

Rip Pig Beach BK https://t.co/XgWkkCouaU

About to call out sick tomorrow and tell my boss it’s because of #TheWhiteLotus season finale

RT @_amroali: CONGRATULATIONS MOROCCO!!!! 🇲🇦 https://t.co/2IuJAOSsMH

ME ALL DAY TODAY

The only thing my #SpotifyWrapped has shown me is that my mental health’s gotten worse over the years

I’m not a Taylor Swift fan and have no intention of buying tickets, but took I glanced at StubHub just to see prices and HARAM. That’s all I gotta say. Haram.