Dan Fitzpatrick

After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time. https://t.co/0tpNFvnTdD

RT @MeredthSalenger: Newman! https://t.co/RSU2V4Vm6E

I’ve done it. I’ve figured out #SocialDistancing from my own family. https://t.co/gWhpeUl7Pw

Imagine working at a place where you text your department, “Let’s show up wearing bulletproof vests tomorrow.” And the response was, “Dope. I’m in.” I want this job...

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How Texans linebackers showed up to face the Patriots: 😎 (via @NFLUK) https://t.co/XCJswGjebz

THIS

RT @Yankees: 30 players down, 39 IL stints, over 2000 player-games missed. It didn't matter... #NextManUp https://t.co/f4zGPiEzQ1

The #USWNT has trained for years to give maximum effort every minute they’re on the field. Anything less and they won’t achieve their goal. That’s the mindset that champions must have. Never let up. Ever. So the rest of you should just shut up and enjoy their greatness.

RT @Farzin21: The coolest video you will ever see online. https://t.co/FQRb82weFt

When you put all the kids to sleep, clean up dinner, finally put on the GOT premiere, and one of the kids gets out of bed and walks into the tv room... https://t.co/qUnU1fkBKx

My son is sick and just woke up@very upset. My wife just had to go lay down with him. She could be back there all night. Do I watch #GameofThronesSeason8 premiere without her?

MLB Opening Day is always a huge day for furniture sales because there's nothing better than baseball to watch on TV while putting together a futon.

Early game plays...let's goooooooo Louisville -2.5 1H Vermont +8.5 Bradley +18.5 Belmont +3 (emotional hedge) Northeastern +6.5

First day sitting on a Jury. I’m ready to answer the call. #JuryDuty #ItsJuryTime https://t.co/kAGT0s1lIa

Lol

Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen

what a burn on your mom

Good luck! https://t.co/rLssrr0m2d

This 30 second clip is more entertaining than anything that happened in the MLB last season...

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Willians Astudillo may have broken every single one of baseball's unwritten rules on one home run 🤣 https://t.co/LD6e73C1Eh