David Fritz

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Bought my @DirtyHoneyBand tix for @riotroom . Can't wait!

The @Steel_Panther feud with @MotleyCrue is hilarious. @Steel_Panther for the win!

I feel like @DanRather is the only one we can trust.

https://t.co/9XReFORKIL #SpaceForce !!!

Ordered turkey chili at @panerabread and got a cup of chick peas. #fail https://t.co/IwBgvmD9zU

#SpaceForce MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Do not upgrade to Economy Plus on @united . You get an inch more leg room and pretzels. Ridiculous. Refund please and thanks.

RT @dog_feelings: i know there’s bad in the world. and it would be silly. to pretend it isn’t there. but for now here’s my leash. and a few…

I don't know what the fuck an A$ap Rocky is. Also, I don't care to know.

I miss @MixMastaDoubleC .

https://t.co/jgcfhwrhh5

The turkey in the #chantix commercial has a nicer home than me and makes delicious home made lemonade.

What is a #billyeilish ?

Damn. @CuomoPrimeTime that girl just owned you.

I'm like a stable genius.