David Mino

5 men vs 1 gorilla

Robert Tiffin @RobertTiffin

defense, clap clap defense https://t.co/hdKP9Q03MY

3. That’s the magic number

X - Dallas Stars @DallasStars

🗣️ MIIIIIIKKOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🫎 @Patron | #TexasHockey https://t.co/H2fEoGCoDO

Alright I’m getting a 96 jersey 🫎

RT @ClintChasteen: Let’s goooo @DallasStars!!! 🌟 #texashockey I def feel more prepared after @oldwaver series preview today! https://t.…

George Pickens is 35 days older than Shavon Revel

RT @JourdanJD: Confirmation, God wanted me in Jacksonville.

Joc Floc on cycle watch 👀

Shawn McFarland @McFarland_Shawn

Joc Pederson is 2-for-2 tonight and just drove in Corey Seager with a ground rule double into right field. The Rangers lead 2-0 in the fourth.

Playoff wallpapers are back #TexasHockey https://t.co/dWD50VFLHo

I feel like it’s bad sports karma to root for a team that you’ll face next round so I’ll just say I hope both teams beat the crap out of each other tonight

https://t.co/kKXzNKleTf

Mikko horny

It starts with one

They're not the 1954 Yankees

Evan Grant @Evan_P_Grant

Julio Rodriguéz homers. It is 10-0.

I’m ready to jump over the boards (I can’t skate)

Whit Richardson @WRichardson_

@CincoDeMino @CrayTreyVids Sacrifice the body Mino.

Now matter how this game ends, I won’t be able to sleep tonight

Playoff hockey is a hellova drug https://t.co/j3g4JjCzxY

Crim Reaper time @SeanCBass

Evan Grant @Evan_P_Grant

Rangers are demoting Jake Burger to Triple-A Round Rock, adding Blaine Crim to roster, sources confirm. Other moves coming to make 40-man fit. @Ken_Rosenthal first to report the Crim/Burger news