Eddie Volkman

I went to an ear doctor today and I’m happy to report, he gave me a clean bill of health! Or possibly a green village shelf, I’m not totally sure…

Let’s see… Rain, thunder, lightning, flooding, tornadoes, falling, branches… What else could we add? Oh, I know! Dust!!!!

RT @ubercritic: CHEF-BOY-ED-DEE! Appearing on @EddieVolkman Show ... 3-7p on STAR 96.7 (online https://t.co/hdnxPWv0Bs) Reviewing…

Wow! New from Dick Wolf: “Chicago Pope”! “Yer fine—just gimme two, tree O’en Hail Marys!”…

Happy “Quatro de Mayo”! https://t.co/t674PFtP9k

This guy should have 1M followers by now!! https://t.co/JpPKeOHCwG

RT @ubercritic: THUNDAH-ISH! Appearing on @EddieVolkman Show ... 3-7p on STAR 96.7 (online https://t.co/hdnxPWvyr0) Reviewing #Thund…

Honored to be asked again to bartend for this great event Friday night! Come out if you can make it! I’ll be bartending with Lisa Fielding, Natalie Martinez, John Garcia ABC7, Paul Vallas, Andrea Darlas, Marley Kayden and many more! https://t.co/FhWqnssup2

You may not believe it, but brainwashing is a very real and powerful thing! I mean, my God, Reggie Jackson was going to kill the Queen of England!….

If someone you blocked still finds a way of following what you posted, congratulations—you already won…

Gotta say, the @yuenglingbeer marketing in Illinois is thorough! @Cubs, @whitesox, traffic and weather—I think they just sponsored my bathroom break: “Yuengling, because your beer doesn’t have to be European… While you’re a-peein’!”…

Well, the Packers are hoping to break their losing streak against the Bears, who are undefeated in 2025 while the Packers are 0-2! #nfldraft https://t.co/vDnv7SoGGK

RT @ubercritic: AND TWINS! Appearing on @EddieVolkman Show ... 3-7p on STAR 96.7 (online https://t.co/hdnxPWv0Bs) Reviewing #Sinners…

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Watching this 1997 movie with Tommy Lee Jones called,“Volcano” about an eruption in Los Angeles! You can tell it’s really old because there’s water coming out of the fire hydrants! ..

A moment of silence for my #FightingIllini, who fell today. Also, my faithful #Cuinsinart crockpot of 20 years died today. Unfortunately, parts of the crockpot cannot go on to make millions of dollars playing in Europe…..