Emily Forkan

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Alexandra Haddow @MissAHaddow

Working at a paper today and just been introduced to Dom the Sub, I said 'Which one is it mate?' Silence.

RT @KennysBookshop: Hello everyone! Inspired by this windy, rainy day which is perfect for reading a book, we've put together this lovely b…

RT @susie_dent: I wish I had the words to describe the exceptional man that was Sean Lock. But today I don’t, and I think he might have lik…

RT @richardosman: Refusing to believe anything you're told, doesn't make you cleverer than the rest of us. Recognising the times when you a…

RT @femaleredhead: yeah sex is cool but what about when you’re cutting wrapping paper and it goes ——— instead of ~~~~~

Well this isn't an ideal end to 2020.

Rotten Tomatoes @RottenTomatoes

Emily Blunt, Jamie Dornan, Jon Hamm, and Christopher Walken star in the first trailer for their new romantic comedy #WildMountainThyme. https://t.co/AMROW44VGJ

RT @susie_dent: Word of the day is ‘latibulate’ (17th century): to hide in a corner in an attempt to escape reality.

I was almost Mary, until they told me I couldn't because I didn't have blue eyes. Which I'm totally, entirely, completely 100% over and never think about at all.

Quite Interesting @qikipedia

A study has shown a correlation between children who play Mary or Joseph in their school nativity play, and being a high earner later in life.

RT @rosielanners: almost my fave day of the year when I get to remind everyone against their will that irish people invented Halloween and…

RT @susie_dent: Today I can testify to the effectiveness of 'lalochezia': the use of swearing to alleviate stress and frustration.

Can't stop thinking about these words. People in the highest positions of power flouting all rules while whole counties are locked down. Hideous.

One gift of 2020: a lot of my favourite authors are publishing new books in the next few months. My bank account probably doesn't appreciate it though...

At what point did we think Jedward would become the voice of reason in a global pandemic? Love this for them.

JEDWARD @planetjedward

G’wan leave the whole country “breathless” from Covid because of your idiotic behaviour @Jimcorrsays 🖕🏼 https://t.co/AptBunlTeY

RT @poregan: every 18 seconds I'm like "do I have covid or is that just what it feels like to have a throat?"

RT @climaxximus: still can't believe shrek was so popular that all of scotland adopted his accent