Felicia Gordon

*girl is hacking coughing at the playground* McKayla: Jesus Christ, she needs to cover her mouth …pride is not the word I’m looking for

another year, another Tony front runner I don’t get the hype about

hey @MrDavidGordon mother's day is sunday and my birthday is next friday

Travis Akers @travisakers

I don’t know who needs to know this, but Costco is selling a giant Plinko game. https://t.co/VPfeQwk4UB

RT @JibbersMKE: whoever does the scheduling at hbo is WILD https://t.co/6NfpTd913O

RT @msnetik: georges seurat

jeb brown would be an awesome hades

let me grab the aux *blasts “Dear Bill” and sobs in the front seat*

the way I sobbed at this girl’s curtain call

David Gordon @MrDavidGordon

Elisa Galindez is an absolute rock star https://t.co/XnVtf532Q1

RT @ditzkoff: Maybe he doesn’t want to win the Emmy. Maybe he wants to be the Emmy.

RT @elaine_stritch: this woman is 66 I am 37 and look like a child’s drawing of a potato https://t.co/ovsj3nG48f

if I have to watch a screen in order to see the action happening on stage then that defeats the purpose of live theater imho

RT @greateststarr: me and the homies planning a false invasion of sardinia in our signal group chat https://t.co/h70L89a9qx

Lois Lowry walked so Chappell Roan could run

RT @Jeopardamy: I say “I’m a woman” and people are like “I don’t believe you” and I’m like “Yeah, I know you don’t believe me, that’s one o…

RT @DEADLINE: Bruce Vilanch on #TheView: “I am not Travis Kelce’s mother” https://t.co/YcZojjDWBy

I was singing along to “frozen” and McKayla side eyed me with a mouthful of cheese stick and goes “I just want to sing.” this bitch

not me answering a work call from a publicist on speakerphone just as McKayla loudly says “I came out of your vagina.” Excuse me while I walk into the ocean