Funmi Olutoye

God please. I need £1milllion cash in my bank account! Tonight!! Lol Living in London is costing a pretty penny.

I really hope one day AI can translate what animals are saying lol

Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE

Can someone translate what he's saying😂 https://t.co/DF8KQstGSo

RT @Fimiii06: bro adulthood will turn you to a prayer warrior whether you like it or not.

The way Avani is shouting at her mum. It’s an Indian family. I want to believe this isn’t realistic because this doesn’t run in real Indian families? Lol because if this was an African family… there’s no way haha #Eastenders

If gross exaggeration was a tweet 👇🏾

Dinesh D'Souza @DineshDSouza

I find this woman very disturbing. How does an advanced civilization produce something like this? It makes me question my faith in humanity https://t.co/V2JmkfPsWn

My friend and I have been going through Proverbs this month. 1 a day. Dissecting each one and trying to get understanding. He said he’s eager for what we’ll do next. He’s hungry for the Word. Lol love that for him 😊

I was FaceTiming my grandad in Nigeria today. He was telling me about his days at Cambridge University. He went to Fitzwilliam College. He said he had a wail of a time and made lots of friends. But now all his friends are gone 🥺. That’s what’s sad about old age.

RT @halleberry: and I appreciate each rap song reference. 🤍 what are you guys’ favorite?

RT @1kyle_p: Considering this is a 4 day work week; it’s actually dragging.

RT @elonmusk: Your Tesla car will earn you money

There are two jokes. The *same* two jokes that @GavinROfficial and I have been telling each other for 11 years. ELEVEN. Lol and they never get old 😂😂😂

“Krispy looked at me dead in the face. That jam doughnut. Looking me dead in the eye and said take me. Never will I ever allow my mind to be controlled by a doughnut. That’s weak.” - @flomsie

RT @PolitlcsUK: 🚨 NEW: No 10 has officially said that Keir Starmer does not believe trans women are women [@BBCNews]

RT @_mamidee: I wish the notes app on Apple will always leave the date the note was made even if you edit it really

I lost my cool with one woman today who was rude to my mum. And she literally weaponised her tears in front of us. Unbelievable scenes.

I bought the very last @MACcosmetics Format colour blusher in the whole of Birmingham!!!! I’m excited because it’s been discontinued lol and it’s my favourite colour blusher 🥺

RT @PolitlcsUK: 🚨 BREAKING: The Supreme Court has ruled that a woman is defined as biological sex under the Equality Act of 2010