Gabrielle Williott

Does anyone have experience sending ricin in the mail?

Ugh I got the freaking yips while crab walking down the stairs

My therapist still has not turned on the walkie talkie I sent her

*girl who just discovered nathan fielder last week voice* I would let nathan fielder MaNiPuLaTe me

If you’re still in line to vote for the next pope STAY IN LINE

M. night shyamalan movie where the twist is just that they were all irish the whole time

The kids would’ve died so fast if honey I shrunk the kids was real

Airlines let you do literally anything in first class. I’m up here telling everyone the ending to Lost

Me calmly enduring turbulence after remembering the airplane jello theory https://t.co/CZMelzYvey

If you are ever rude to me I won’t do anything about it except let it change my entire perception of you for the rest of your life

Leaving a half-eaten hard boiled egg with a lipstick stain on it in the ashtray

Taking my dreams as a sign from the universe and pulling all my teeth out

Love to ruin the vibe at work by having “a few concerns”

I just found diarrhea pills from 1989 in the pocket of a jacket I thrifted in case anyone has norovirus https://t.co/Af2wlKYPpH

David Lynch’s influence is everywhere https://t.co/KWtWfKnoDC

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Timothee chalamet needs to be with an A-cup. Period