Gabrielle Williott

The kids would’ve died so fast if honey I shrunk the kids was real

Airlines let you do literally anything in first class. I’m up here telling everyone the ending to Lost

Me calmly enduring turbulence after remembering the airplane jello theory https://t.co/CZMelzYvey

If you are ever rude to me I won’t do anything about it except let it change my entire perception of you for the rest of your life

Leaving a half-eaten hard boiled egg with a lipstick stain on it in the ashtray

Taking my dreams as a sign from the universe and pulling all my teeth out

Love to ruin the vibe at work by having “a few concerns”

I just found diarrhea pills from 1989 in the pocket of a jacket I thrifted in case anyone has norovirus https://t.co/Af2wlKYPpH

David Lynch’s influence is everywhere https://t.co/KWtWfKnoDC

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Timothee chalamet needs to be with an A-cup. Period

Accidentally ordering basketball shorts from https://t.co/Hi9Aijd8oG instead of dick's

I can’t even call Luigi hot because that’s basically like admitting I’m attracted to my cousins

Every guy in London dresses like he bought his outfit at the build a bear workshop

In London for the first time. So far British people are pretty much exactly as they’re portrayed in Austin powers

Headed to London tomorrow to find out once and for all if British people are real

Tried wearing eyeshadow today and someone asked what happened to me https://t.co/CBjLFgapH7