George Back

Sorry your career didn’t really workout after Cleveland. Good luck in retirement.

. @DukeJohnson_8

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RT @PowellAnalytics: Baker Mayfield vs Patrick Mahomes in 2016. 125 points. 1,708 yards. 🍿🍿🍿 https://t.co/mCxk1Il7dC

Seems strange that @nike would drop a new @TigerWoods shoe, considering he’s worn @FootJoy for the past 2 years. “At $240, the new Tiger Woods ‘13 retros are the perfect shoe for any golfer. Except Tiger Woods.” 🤦‍♂️ #golf

Me: Can I fly with my 5 oz. sunscreen? #LAX: No way! Ultra Dangerous! Me: What about a small water bottle? LAX: Nope, but you can buy a $9, 5 lb. glass liter of Evian. But don't use it to bludgeon anyone. Also, please don't break it and Road House bar fight the crew. #TSA

“Everyone I know has a big but… Let’s talk about your big but.” R.I.P. Pee-Wee #legend

While I hope to avoid superficial biases, I have to say, my wife is the most exquisite beauty I know. #HillImWillingToDieOn ##SheWillHateThisTweet

Hats off to @McDonalds marketing team. They got a massive social push AND gigantic echo from the press. 🧠 #GrimaceShake https://t.co/vnuuNovSFI

RT @KFremonCraig: Hope you’ll come catch us in a theater this weekend! https://t.co/7Bj2LO81SD

“Rapid unscheduled disassembly” is also a good way to describe a typical round of golf for me. #SpaceX #golf

The hardest thing about the intermittent fasting is definitely the fasting. I could intermittent all day, but this fasting business is tough. #diet

RT @EzraDyer: New G Squareds are in. And only $250,000! Oh, wait… https://t.co/YgQvRBzTWh

Everyone’s a tough guy until their air conditioner breaks. I now know for certain that I would die in even the most minor of apocalypses. #hot #weak

RT @americanamemes: Me on Highland Ave when I realize there was a concert at The Hollywood Bowl, and it’s too late to U-turn: https://t.co/…

RT @KyleBrandt: Thoughts on Deshaun Watson and 6 games https://t.co/GBLoa7V7kY

This is infuriating.

Mediaite @Mediaite

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