Gil Cunha

RT @Prosateur: #United Airlines has a new slogan: Fly later, or we'll smash your face in.

Finally going to watch the Super Bowl that I DVRd. No spoilers.

I've got nothing.

Edward Snowden just got an asylum offer from YogurtLand.

Just finished writing a commencement address. Your move, Phoenix University.

Feeling good. Joined the Big Brother program. Some older guy came over and played Connect Four with me.

I knew Pope Benedict XVI would resign after all those steroid allegations.

Very excited. The Downton Abbey videogame comes out today. You know I'm going to be O'Brien.

That's it -- I'm giving myself a year to give myself a year.

My doctor went all out in decorating his office. http://t.co/pVlKVtV0

What are you saying to the world when you have a yoga ball instead of a chair at your office? "Look at me, I'm an asshole!"

Anyone know of a good website where I can see an unrelenting stream of photos of my friends' kids?

Amazing how a day can turn around by going to the commissary and finding out tater-tots are being served. People absolutely beaming!

Been thinking about it all day.How am I going to break the news to my 4 year old that Ben Affleck did not get an Oscar directing nomination?

Obama to nominate White House Chief of Staff Jack Lew as Treasury secretary. Called it, bitches!

Just tried vegetable sausage called SoyRizo. Amazing! it tastes just like the exact opposite of anything good in life.

If Bouncy House ever becomes an Olympic sport, my son has a great future in front of him.