Greg Parker

If someone on your timeline is suddenly posting an abundance of passive-aggressive memes, that’s a cry for help.

My generation didn’t have memes. We had Jon Stewart. https://t.co/yoNCu7p4jH

What happens in your brain when it comes to 3+2?

It is kind of like the Carters are hobbits.

The Carter Center @CarterCenter

We’re pleased to share this wonderful photo from the @POTUS and @FLOTUS visit to see the Carters in Plains, Ga.! Thank you President and Mrs. Biden! https://t.co/QcA33iUev4

Can't wait to finally watch Paddington 2.

My wife: You're just trying to piss me off.... Me: https://t.co/UkzNzr16vW

I don't know who to believe... the people on twitter or my doctor. https://t.co/1xxeOFsQsz

RT @ABC7Jeff: #FollowLocalJournalists The @ABC7SWFL Team: * @kristafogelsong * @abc7jeff * @jpweather * @MeaganMillerTV * @GeoffHarri…

I’m sorry wut https://t.co/zJGrohN0Rw

Here’s my whole world in one small photo. https://t.co/kqY7IvrasU

I don’t trust people who clap on 1 and 3.

Love seeing Hoosiers doing big things!

LA Clippers @LAClippers

Locked in. We have signed @YogiFerrell11 to a multi-year deal. https://t.co/61hXgk9qVh

RT @Colts: Hard work Payes off. 📺 NFLN/ESPN/ABC https://t.co/wrSxQpTAaF

RT @WxDickey: Gorgeous shot from Captiva this morning as the Full "Pink" Moon sets over the Gulf of Mexico #LoveFL #FLwx #StormHour https:/…

What do you call a singing laptop? A dell.

https://t.co/S2cYqPk1J7

Stupid people have existed since the dawn of time. Social media just illuminates that fact.