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RT @LysaTerKeurst: Three truths I preach to myself regularly: God is good. God is good to me. God is good at being God. Which reminder d…

My New Year's resolution is to stop wasting time on social media. ......Oh man, back to the drawing board.

I hope Frosty the Snowman never gets really angry...you know, because it could lead to a complete meltdown

This Christmas buy your kid toys. But not batteries. Just to remind them who's in charge.

You know a picture says a thousand words. If that is true what does a selfie say? You decide.

I don't know who could have POSSIBLY eaten all my kids' Halloween candy. #Wink

Election day. Remember to be sure you wipe off your fingerprints from everything you touched. That way no one can prove you were involved.

Discovery Channel info: Did you know you could fit 1,000 Earth into Jupiter. But not one can fit into Uranus! Yes, I'm a 12 year-old boy.

The houses with Halloween decorations are not nearly as scary as the ones that still have up last year's Christmas decorations

This my obligatory tweet about how awesome it is to have football back. Your welcome.

Did you ever think that lactose might not be able to tolerate you, either?

Trying out a new necktie from the Greenville zoo. http://t.co/TZ8uGCKu9T

More celebrities are doing the Ice Bucket Challenge. The latest was the Wicked Witch from the West. No one has seen her since she did it

The best fruit for health benefits are blueberries. They are one of the few blue foods. And by the way: whoever named oranges was spot on

In the news: A man tried to strangle his roommate for eating his Chips Ahoy cookies. They were the chewy ones. So can you really blame him.

Dollar Tree bought its rival Family Dollar for 8.5 billion. The company is expected to make that money back in 2 million years...

Cooling turns 51 today: Rem. his hit song "Fantastic Voyage". The only fantastic voyage he takes now is going to pee in the middle of night