Hilary Braaksma

headed to the alligator lounge to rehearse telling my friends i don’t have a masters degree https://t.co/sGL7dG6qjE

everybody in bushwick wants to wear a chore jacket but nobody wants to do chores

RT @missh8ter: one of the greatest headlines of our time https://t.co/R8NHPdJwF1

I get kinda turned off when a guy tries to impress me with money, and I feel like this is a genetic flaw that has held the women in my family back for generations

RT @NathanForYouOoC: https://t.co/WZqRX3iWfj

RT @DylanoA4: If you just say that Cormac McCarthy line "you never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from" a couple of times…

RT @jzux: (looking mournfully into the mirror) grok is this true

is he working on a soul patch or am i seeing things

Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump

🚨BREAKING: Elon Musk says he’s pulling back from future political donations: “I think I've done enough…If I see a reason to do political spending in the future, I will do it. I don't currently see a reason." https://t.co/sQSpslMZZB

RT @doubtpointv2: Literally addicted to self diagnosing. The more it pisses people off the better. Today I have arthritis.

RT @shaTIRED: adhd so bad i be losing my car 😭

RT @Loccdawggg: Gotta stop tweeting when your sugar low

RT @verysmallriver: this is honestly feminist theory to me https://t.co/609bidmq6q

RT @CarterJahad: Sign my petition to add ten more years to Tory Lanez sentence and deport him https://t.co/Zjxtj7QP9N

RT @imniceandsmart: It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you

Vada and I are working on a horror screenplay titled “There’s Something Wrong with Your Toyota Corolla”. Stay tuned

RT @John_Attridge: "Why don't you read the books you already own before buying new books" why don't you eat all the food in the house befor…