Indianna Symons

He’s done it. @9JesseBurns has made an appearance on The Cheap Seats

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Making friends with other white girls in your late 20s is SO EASY, you mention pilates, astrology or Taylor Swift, and AT LEAST 1 of the three will hit

RT @jrhennessy: Seriously what was the go with Australian high school teachers of the 2000s and the movie Gattaca

RT @NYTvows: "I married my best friend," gushed the bride, standing next to 6 women who spent $8K apiece to support & celebrate her in that…

Watched a group of 14-15 y/os run out of the Clifton Hill metro & pelt (alleged) stolen fruit into the shop. A man in his 40s starts chasing them, one of the 14-15 y/os calls him a ‘pubescent c*nt’… Moral of the story, stay in school long enough to understand the word pubescent

Every generation thinks they are the best generation… but to be in my trashy nightclub stage during the rise of Ke$ha was truly a gift that no other generation can take away from us

Can’t wait to go back home for Christmas and perform a mashup of my Spotify wrapped songs to my entire family #iamthegift

Crazy to think we’re now further away from 2004 than 13 year old Jenna Rink was when she locked herself in the closet after the six chicks and Chris grandy left her party, and instead of rocking out to talking heads with Matty, she wished to be thirty flirting and thriving

RT @Y2SHAF: this really can't be the same pay my coworkers are raising 3 kids with

Currently watching basketball, and very confused why they all high five after the miss a free throw. Do they know missing is bad? Why don’t they high five during other bad parts of the game?

RT @BransenGibson: By far one of the most unique, incredible Saturday nights I've ever experienced. Walking through floodwaters to party in…

If I ever change my Instagram bio to ‘wife and mama’ just know something has gone horribly wrong and I probably need to be saved

RT @sharjilrasool: john mayer’s rough first draft https://t.co/fuLaglHYe2

No one tells you when you’re younger that sure you might get a day off for a public holiday, but that just means you have to do the same amount of work in less days.

RT @BigR3lly: Tryna figure out how the Queen’s death connects to the Don’t Worry Darling saga. https://t.co/S37FZ9mOw1