Jen Austin

Watching the #PuppyBowl. #votebert https://t.co/MTR0Q0AXoh

Flip flops are risky when you have children. Kids never walk straight and Mama's toenail safety does not matter to them. #momthoughts

Maybe I should quit letting #Tinder be the place I find a handyman. https://t.co/AVKGEcJvRh

I am 'The Protagonist' (ENFJ-A). What is your type? https://t.co/tjUyDj2Xfe #16Personalities via @16Personalities

Thank you @Sabra for the sweet voice mail, but I already ate the hummus. So far so good! #recall

The kids are gone, and I'm going through toys and throwing away the ones that cause pain, like whistles. It's so theraputic! #momthoughts

Having more than one kid dramatically reduces your chances of ever having matching socks again. #momthoughts

RT @FriscoPD: See map for traffic routes tonight for @edsheeran concert at @ToyotaStadiumTX.More info here:http://t.co/orAj2wlKdg http://t.…

So happy college football Saturdays are back. Until Nebraska starts losing. Um.... They never lose the opener at home right? #GoBigRed

Check out This Is One Of The Worst Responses Ever To An Online Dating Message http://t.co/jrd6Xa6sLh @Mix106

Dear #Youtube, thank you for all the videos on how to tie a scarf. I can go out now.

RT @wfaachannel8: Big warm up this week! Our next cold front arrives Thursday, cooling us down late week... http://t.co/XUbG5eW9n0

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