Joe Cristiano

New winner for oldest bill found in my parents house, courtesy of my late grandmother. Phone bill payment punch card from 1969. In today’s dollars, her phone bill would have cost $580! https://t.co/Wg6aj1n3Yu

Hello retirement fund!! . . . . . Just kidding. I know these are worth like $5 at most. https://t.co/xywxRwGJZS

Radio Shack was next level. This might be one of the greatest inventions of all time. Press the button, it answers the call, tells them to go away, then hangs up. We need a version for cell phones. https://t.co/tijvoWZPS0

You know the pizza is going to be legit when there are photos of Rocky, Do The Right Thing, The Sopranos, and the Pope on the wall. https://t.co/CPoggukgeh

I wish Pope Leo XIV had come out in a football jersey and his first words as pontiff were “Da Bears!” But I bet he has opinions on hot dogs and pizza!

Is this what happens in downtown Toronto while I’m asleep by 9pm?

You’d think after years of internet mocking CVS might shorten the length of its receipts. But no. This was for two items. https://t.co/cBYymTCt6d

This is a completely normal border crossing. One I have personally experienced from the Canadian side on more than one occasion. Every question and response from the US agent was said and told to me by CBSA. People don’t realize a trip longer than a normal vacation is scrutinized

blogTO @blogTO

Canadian woman goes viral over tense exchange with U.S. border agents https://t.co/q4QLRb3nHm

Green Party candidate living the 3 Rs mantra: reduce, reuse, and recycle. Just a spot of whiteout on her door knocking card to reflect she is now running federally after February’s Ontario election. @OntarioGreens @AnnaGorkaGPC https://t.co/lA56fWqDB9

Reliving this awesome April Fools' moment from last year when the mayor of Niagara Falls @jimdiodati got us good and I ended up in the newspaper. Thanks @MooreintheAM for being a good sport and @joe_warmington for making my gaffe famous! https://t.co/906KGBawXX

RT @NEWSTALK1010: From far and wide, a Canadian is a Canadian no matter where we live or have lived. @MooreintheAM and @jerryagar1010 prove…

Toronto tells the US to stay on their side of the border, that Canada will never become a state. It’s deeply concerning when the nation next door says they’re coming to end your way of life. And Canadians are ready to fight back to protect it. #elbowsup https://t.co/ePg5Q9oyVF

Got a new t-shirt from Andy Donato, political cartoonist at @TheTorontoSun https://t.co/DsbBdErmc2

And Scotiabank Arena fans boo US anthem prior to Toronto Marlies game against Charlotte. Perhaps it’s time to borrow a page from The Simpsons https://t.co/huYHPIjHAc

CP24 @CP24

BMO Field fans boo U.S. anthem prior to Toronto FC's home opener against Chicago https://t.co/tDP2L3K0fK

RT @agalbraith: Roll back the tariffs and you’ll get a longer carpet….

…donate your car todaaaaayyyyy

The Independent @Independent

BREAKING | Mysterious radio signals are coming from ‘unprecedented’ part of space, scientists say https://t.co/a6yvKUoPEn

RT @Rep_Magaziner: I just introduced a bill to prevent President Trump from invading Panama, Greenland or Canada without a vote of Congress…