Joe Lanek

RT @TheThinGwynn: Paola has never heard or even heard of Jewel, and I feel like Tom Haverford explaining to Ann Perkins who Ginuwine is. "S…

RT @TheThinGwynn: If you're ever lost in the woods, just start singing a Jewel song and someone from San Diego will show up and lecture you…

I want to fucking die.

RT @rich_roberts: This is wonderful. Lost season, eh player, I don’t really care. This is great.

I will never be loved for who I am, and I keep telling myself it doesn't matter. But it does.

I hate my stupid fucking face, I hate my stupid fucking hair. I hate every stupid atom that comprises my stupid fucking twig body that will never be right.

Tomorrow is going to suck. Tomorrow is going to suck. Tomorrow is going to suck and I have to just sit on the fucking ground and take it sucking.

I keep this app for miseryranting.

This is the dumbest fucking day. I got next to no sleep because I got woken up in the three most bullshit ways, my stupid burned body hurts like idk I can't come up with anything clever because my brain doesn't work. Can't go anywhere. Fuck this; just gdi. Existing is torture.

RT @jessespector: that’s a bleak forecast for monday https://t.co/zQR3K033ca

RT @GrantBrisbee: I can't be the only one who thinks if the troops wanted to they could put together a football team and tackle Randy Moss…

All I want for Christember is for @Bobbycressey to play some Chicago Punk Rock.

#TurnItUp #BringTheGold https://t.co/y5KecfCC0U