Joe Pitt

Good Golly...I still have a Twitter!

#Wifesplaining: When your wife tells you how to think/feel/do in or about a situation or topic. Examples: "Why don't you get a salad for a side? You've been meaning to eat more greens." Or *Sitting down in my recliner* " You wanted to take a walk after dinner...right?

I could listen to another 2 hours of @rhettwalker and @crowdermusic. Just talking...anything and everything. I'd subscribe to that podcast in a heartbeat. #cmbmomentumstream2021 #cmbmomentum21

Flirting w/K: "Girl, you so rare you make Mewtwo look like Weedle." K: *swoons* #NailedIt #Pokemon #PickupLines #HappyWifeHappyLife

🚨🚨🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!🚨🚨🚨 Irish Creme is back at @dunkindonuts and I couldn't be more thrilled. I wish it was a year round flavor. But I get it. ☘️

Dear @Mead_Brand...Trapper Keeper...revival? Maybe some retro late 80's/early 90's vibes? Just sayin'...

People are wondering when we can stop wearing #masks. Never. Never stop wearing them. Good people have built a wardrobe of them now. Carefully curated to match outfits. With designs we love. I'm not letting that money go to waste and I refuse to let you do that either. #WearAMask

Thank you, @packers, for reminding me of a great #theological #truth. Only God can satisfy the desires of our hearts. Trying to find soul-sustaining joy in the things of this world will never work. Man will only let you down. #GoPackGo

Why is the #Inauguration in January? I mean I get it's in the constitution, but that can be amended. Let's move it to like June or July! Imagine, an inauguration every 4 years on July 4th. We could party so much better! And it's a unifying day! Everyone loves the #4thofjuly! 🎆

Actual footage of me watching the @NHLBlackhawks last night. I HATE losing on opening night... https://t.co/eQHWQSXQKP

My reaction to @WaltDisneyWorld taking away #magicalexpress and extra magic hours. https://t.co/Pa7VPKATgk

Welcome to the #NewYear. Good news is...same #Jesus! How can I #pray for you in #2021? https://t.co/Cysxqwj5di

Last day of work for #2020. Had to switch #coffee shops. Last one got too...uptempo jazzy. Hopefully this one keeps the #Jazz smoother. Plus they have a vintage urban industrial vibe in the décor. More my jam then overstuffed loungers. Join me? https://t.co/M2wJhevaS9

Sure the #top9of2020 is fun...but you want a real trip down memory lane... visit your library of installed apps. #timetraveler https://t.co/YwCnlVfn8L

This is where I'm at in #COVID life. #Workingfromhome Listening to ambient noise soundtracks to pretend I'm working somewhere else. Dear @YouTubeCreators, I need one of these but from a @dunkindonuts. Not for me, obviously...totally #AskingForAFriend https://t.co/cLx5gXloHW

This is the smartest thing I've read today.

lukemacdonald @lukemacdonald

one reason conservative Christians have historically struggled to genuinely help struggling people is that our mentality tends to be ‘consequence until proven trial’ our empathy is only fully available to people who have somehow proven their difficulty is not their fault