Jon Close

Checking twitter counts right?

Mr Family Office @MrFamilyOffice

"Do one thing every day that scares you." - Mary Kay Ash

Inception. Oh a movie about dreams, I guess we can do these now we got past the 'it was all a dream' trope. - 2 hours of plot holes later- maybe it was all a dream.

non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder

What is the worst movie you have ever seen? https://t.co/uVERe7z9X3

Heard so.e companies are offering financial anxiety well being classes to their employees. Which is... worse than the jokes.

Oh man, it's just occurred to me that in the Star Wars universe, there's no reason there wouldn't be hedge fund managers. And at the height of the republic, you know they'd all be wannabe Jedis, and they'd be the actual WORST. Franchise ruined for me.

Love how George Osborne's many post-chancellor jobs are now just conflicted between themselves. It's almost impressive. https://t.co/u5NicRBJmS

Oh! Ogan is Turkish for onion! Didn't realise I had translate on there. That was weird. (Still a bit weird)

My wife has a youtube channel about painting abstract things. It'd be lovely if you liked and subscribed. https://t.co/nn6YVIYx50

RT @hzeffman: One irony of the developing Conservative attack that Labour will form a chaotic coalition with the Lib Dems is that of the 4…

I don't see why you can't be happy about it. Like it's just a lap of honour, just have fun with it. Throw out sweets and stuff. He looks as bored as me.

This is an alright bit, but you'd probably get pretty much these answers if you actually asked, half of them would be jokes this funny, and the other half realities this sad.

The Onion @TheOnion

After years of hard work waiting for his mother to die, King Charles III is finally to be crowned the King of England. The Onion asked Brits how they are celebrating, and this is what they said. https://t.co/J9T8IByOrb

Did they 'find' that in all those books written about it over the last decade?

Bloomberg @business

Britain’s markets watchdog is aiming to improve its procedures for whistleblowers after finding that some finance workers who reported wrongdoing didn’t feel listened to enough https://t.co/rdIANz8fP3

This is a good example of how corruption can happen accidentally with huge wealth inequality. If your high school buddy became a zillionaire and you became a judge, seems weird you couldn't holiday together. Immediately a problem if buddy later does a crime.

Acyn @Acyn

Mukasey: If I were a district judge and somebody wanted to fly me on his private plane on a vacation with his family, I were friendly with that person, would I have refused and endangered the friendship? I’m not sure that I would’ve https://t.co/nKNg1wfnuA