Jon Mintert

Everything I give to you dies, dies in the dirt. @TDWPband

Between @Steph_Vaquer and @snooki, I need to get my ass to Chilé ASAP. 😍😍 #RawOnNetflix #MondayNightRaw #Raw

I can see Jade's butthole. #WWESmackdown #SmackDown

Every attractive girl I knew in high school is now a "social media influencer." 80% of the stories on Insta are of them washing their face with this dildo-wand lookin' thing. This is America.

Cole doing color to Joe Tessitore is awesome. A little love shown by the GOAT. #WWERaw    #WWERawAfterMania

We fucking suck this season. #RaysUp

Jaida Parker's ass is too big for her own good. 🤣 #NXTStandAndDeliver

I miss Padma's "I'm too fancy for this shit" ass. #TopChef #TopChefDestinationCanada

Think I've finally reached the age where I'd rather just be at home. Growing up in a bar made me have constant FOMO, but what am I missing? A $50+ bar tab/night? I'd rather watch my own sports, eat my own food, and drink my own drinks these days.

"The knife in you brings out the life in me." Dirty lyric. Well done, @ICENINEKILLS. #scream

Why does everyone have to shit on the bus?

Lol, my train home crashed this morning. People were pissed. We're now on a charter bus on our way to STL, where I'll have to find a connecting train to get back to my car in Alton. What a Sunday.

Why did they give The Judgement Day a song that sounds so close to The New Day's? Their names are already close enough. 😂 #WWERaw

Yo, this crowd is fucking in it, and that's a welcomed sight. #RaysUp

One of my old friends is now just "the drunk girl that makes out with the guy that gives her attention." Karma is fucking amazing.

Next week, at this time, I'll be 35. That's not scary at all or anything.

Happy Birthday to one of the guys I was named after -- Mr. Steven Tyler; big ol' 77 today. @Aerosmith