Jon Rettinger

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Back in 2005 Android was for sale. Ever what would have happened if Apple bought it instead of Google? I did. Here's my version of this wild alternate history https://t.co/qa0tsK33w7

We’re one CarPlay Ultra update away from Siri telling me I’m driving “inefficiently” and recommending a wellness walk instead.

My 11 year old renamed my AirTag to “Your Butt.” So now my iPhone keeps telling me “Your Butt is with you.” And it’s not wrong.

The S25 Edge is so thin, if you drop it, it just floats down like a maple leaf. Probably. @SamsungUS #GalaxyS25Edge https://t.co/rpF5TtM26v

Sit back and enjoy the relaxing life on a farm

Apple’s AI is blocking voice messages that mention ‘Dave & Buster’s’ — and it’s not the only brand. Glitch… or control? #Apple #iOS18 #AIGlitch #DaveAndBusters #TechMystery #DigitalCensorship https://t.co/IjRrDUOXya

Part 2. Mine for the next 10 days. @LucidMotors https://t.co/WqikQQRM6c

Switched back to the @OnePlus_USA Open after months, and I’m not sure what’s more impressive: That hinge still gliding perfectly… or the fact I missed it more than I realized. Love this thing.

Coaching playoff games for my 9- and 11-year-olds is 10% baseball, 90% reminding them not to do Fortnite dances in the outfield. Win or sleep in next weekend…Tough choice.

It’s been 15 years since 10,000 BTC was spent on two pizzas 🍕 To honor #BitcoinPizzaDay and how far we’ve come as a community, we’re giving away a total of US$1,500 in $BTC to 15 new members of the #CROFam! Here’s how you can snatch a slice: 👉 Sign up for the https://t.co/myso0MRsdN

I’m trying to get in better shape so I bought a ‘smart’ scale. It gave me my weight, BMI, hydration, and emotional damage.

AI wrote your essay, picked your playlist, and might’ve lied to your boss. I’m joining @PolyhedraZK today at 9AM PST to ask the real question: Where are the receipts? #Sponsored Come say hi and join the livestream here: https://t.co/y4cYEA1EiZ

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Why is Verifiable AI Important? https://t.co/ixMs4ml4y4

Apple testing Perplexity in Safari is the corporate equivalent of changing your Netflix password while your ex is still logged in.

I miss when MCU post-credit scenes were like “Hey look, it’s Thor’s hammer!” Now it’s: “This goat in space is secretly Kang’s cousin, and you’ll understand why in 2028.”

Less interest, more investing. https://t.co/IIUg9H4HeY

By the time GTA 6 comes out, you’ll need to unlock Social Security before unlocking the final island.

This year’s smartphone innovation: AI wallpaper. Next year: It slaps the phone out of your hand if you try to use it in bed at 3am.

I really enjoyed Thunderbolts.

The space in the @LucidMotors Graviry is nuts. This is my legroom sitting behind my wife driving position (she’s 5”2). https://t.co/7cxeOw51xZ

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The most dangerous sentence in tech: “I’ll set it up later.” That device now lives in the box. Forever. It’s part of the furniture now.