Kara Durst

Sending all my love and emotional support to those challenged with a fucked-up center part.

When you let someone cut you in line at the store to be nice THEN pick up a piece of trash you saw someone else carelessly toss—so naturally you convince yourself on the way home that - I actually AM God’s gift to the world. Knew it. https://t.co/8X8qrfWeTX

Stress-eating my way to the top

Some people say I’m a whore but. I am.

So I guess Kanye didn’t win?

I just feel like, if law of attraction is real, and like attracts like, then...I should attract faster, less hesitant drivers near and around me more of the time. You know. https://t.co/055ydZBvPK

the hot Cheeto debris is kind of a clever advertising scheme on their part-is it not? https://t.co/ulVd7GXkRp

Apparently Brad Pitt Is Into Some Kinky Sh*t https://t.co/E9erZ0WX6M via @readunwritten

I think employee of the month is a perfect example of how someone can be a winner and a loser at the same time

be wrong all you want, but there is no worse nightmare than one about spiders

Cute and keeping our distance from you https://t.co/HRjOeoLd4H

Hot guys are hot

When u see a 16 yr old in an outfit so stylish that it completely trumps everything you own— so u immediately go buy her same outfit but when u try to wear it are reminded that there are 16 yr olds existing who are better than u on every level. Cheers!

Makeup tutorials make me want to throw out all my current products, start fresh and buy all new, then take them to a profesh so they can teach me what I’ve been doing wrong since I was 12 and equipped me with the contouring prowess that of course is the path to a perfect life https://t.co/2ZazvVK0ar

You guys. The French called and said neon is IN. Like a year ago. But who am I to deny the world of last year’s fashun trends? https://t.co/o9mGf9Wk0W

My life advice? If you can’t be front & center, at least be front https://t.co/7wbj44gZVZ

There’s no bad karma like a mosquito bite on the bottom of your foot. Correction: two mosquito bites. So. Haters, rejoice. https://t.co/3Zu2LfQ5eL