Katarina Garcia

Maxon and I are on a Mommy Son date and he had to go to the restroom right when we got seated at Chili’s. So I took him before ordering and we came back to our table being cleared 🤦🏻‍♀️. Did I do this wrong?

I was talking to Mike about his caffeine addiction and how unfortunate it is to rely on coffee all day to function. How hard it must be to not be able to live life naturally… Then I realized I rely on antidepressants to function all day, so I can’t say nothing 🤦🏻‍♀️

Motherhood is having to pay your toddler $1 so they will allow you to clean up their toys 🤦🏻‍♀️ But who’s paying me?

I wish I could text Maxon at school how much I love him 😭. I miss that guy while he’s in class 😢

RT @Whataburger: What are y'all doing since you can't be looking up your ex on Instagram? We're eating a Patty Melt

RT @AstroTerry: Nope doesn’t work here either https://t.co/F7PDAV44AH

Throwback to our Halloween 2018 family costumes 🎃. My Maxon was just a baby 😢. #halloween #addamsfamily https://t.co/EKJptfG41c

I went to the nail salon the other day and asked to get my eyebrows done. The guy said to come back in a month 🤔. The worst part is, it was called Today Nail Salon 🤦🏻‍♀️.