Kayleigh Silverstein

love library road signs because they’re so right — like that is me reading. https://t.co/RbMIaPLZal

doing my civic duty (educating people about fat bear week)

if you order an arnold palmer and i’m working just remain alert and keep a watchful eye — i will not be calling it out

nothing quite as humbling as asking a little kid how old they think you are. just got dished a solid 38.

at work i am simply thetis (a barista) dipping achilles (a blender) into the river styx (the sanitizing sink)

one thing about new jersey is there will be a dunkin’ donuts

fighting the urge to say “they did this on glee” every five seconds in my sociology of rock & roll class

the silent treatment from duolingo is almost more painful than the constant pestering

they always ask for my birthday at physical therapy do you think i get a free visit on april 24

RT @chronykayleigh: the best part of waking up is @TheChrony in the stands <3 check it out to read some incredible features and see some be…

listening to playlists i make for people to hear it how they would, the same way i would open the door to my newly cleaned room to see it how my mom would <3

me anytime there’s a song named after a woman: 🕺🏼🥰🤸‍♀️

This just in‼️The latest, coolest fall accessory for any look is the @TheChrony’s November print issue🍂 Grab one on campus today to impress your friends with your newfound fashion sense (and then read it) 🤓 https://t.co/yZN8cDJU36

no, Slack, i don’t want to update you every eight minutes, you attention seeking whore

why did my “bit” in middle school consist of me putting two grapes under my top lip and pretending to be a squirrel… like i was known for it

this was a Homophobic First Day of Fall.