Matt Henman

NEW: In a court filing this evening, the Trump administration said that it had mistakenly deported a Maryland father to a notorious Salvadoran prison due to an "administrative error." https://t.co/e5cOcR1W0W

I loooove when a movie ends on the darkest, bleakest, most demoralizing, hopeless, dismal note with no moment of relief and just leaves me feeling completely empty inside

THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION ACCIDENTALLY TEXTED ME ITS WAR PLANS https://t.co/xfheTiqK5C

She “de-pilled” her red-pill son. A lot of women need to start doing this. https://t.co/9TNnnuKOtc

"You get your homework in, no matter what. You can't say 'the bus was late, that's why I'm late'." 'Britain's strictest headteacher' @Miss_Snuffy lays down the law on 'personal responsibility' at her school for @NickFerrariLBC. https://t.co/k2zN4YBRgv

The best way I can describe it is like if the government had a football team

We need MENS ONLY gyms. 2 reasons: 1. Women literally wear their underwear to the gym these days. It’s wildly inappropriate & immodest, designed to cause men to lust. Men shouldn’t have to deal with that at the gym. 2. It’s important for men to have regular space & time

Every man deserves THIS Man Cave 🔥 https://t.co/4pJh6qyd8u

@radleyy__ This isn't the real fare and we presume you posted this as a joke judging by the laughing emojis. As you can see the real screenshot for the cost of a weekday anytime single ticket is this: https://t.co/neJ6QhUu8B

.@VP: "Do you think that it's respectful to come to the Oval Office of the United States of America and attack the administration that is trying to prevent the destruction of your country?" @POTUS: "You don't have the cards right now. With us, you start having cards ... You're https://t.co/iTYyAmfuCJ

Easy, Dune Part II