Matt Milhouse

I imagine Pope Francis saying this as he hits the post of Ave Maria.

Pope Francis @Pontifex

#Radio has this beautiful trait: it carries the word to the most distant places #WorldRadioDay

When you are down 40 early in the third quarter and you score a touchdown, should you start going for two hoping to make it a five-score game? #SadDebatesDetroitLionsFansHave

Indiana football doing what no one in Michigan has been able to do, unite opposing sides against a common enemy.

Electoral vote projection shaming is my new favorite part of election coverage. “We know some OTHER networks are projecting this state for X but WE are not because it’s too close to call.”

What’s it gonna take to be a lead story in GR today?

TV service went down around two minute warning of the Lions game. Just came back. Thank you for your mercy, Comcast.

I miss blaming the game on the ref. #Lions

The most Michigany tweet I’ve seen today.

Paul Gross @GrossWeather

Just a reminder: between 6:15 and 6:30 AM on @Local4News Today, I'll show you how to polish Petoskey stones yourself! Plus, you'll have a chance to win one of two Petoskey stone polishing kits, which will include a nice stone I personally found this summer for you to polish!

Went to the clerk’s office to have my absentee ballot spoiled since I was somehow sent the wrong ballot. I don’t live in Wyoming. Hoping I’m the only one who had this issue. They didn’t have a clue how it happened but were starting to make phone calls. https://t.co/Zgc4oQHfoR

Had a bag of Bugles. Almost all of them were shaped weird and didn’t work as finger hats. 2020 just keeps getting worse.

#GrandRapids Virtual Arts Festival is streaming. Go stand outside on a hot sidewalk for 20+ minutes to get the full effect of waiting in line for virtual souvlaki. https://t.co/NYknvFrZc8

Is Bundesliga using piped-in crowd noises to target fans of The Bob and Tom Show?

I’d like to submit my application to control the piped-in crowd noise at the next Bundesliga match. My years of experience excessively hitting the boo button in bubble hockey has prepared me for this opportunity.

I’m fine with any group that asks people to donate money that’s already been spent on tickets or services that will never happen due to the pandemic, but the “we’ll assume it’s a donation if you don’t respond quickly” approach is not ethical.

Empty stadiums offer some perks like how they amplify the sweet sound of a rattling goal off of blasted shots. #Bundesliga

Excited to watch Bundesliga. The team-branded face masks are going to be popular.

If you are taking your zoom meeting outdoors, don’t underestimate the volume of the birds in your forested yard. Also, please shuffle your papers somewhere that’s not two inches from your microphone. I’m living in a SNL skit.