Matthew Ribel

when the president thanks his vice president for joining him for a landmark economic policy address

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

Best line in the Elizabeth Warren beer catastrophe is, to her husband, “Thank you for being here. I’m glad you’re here” It’s their house, he’s supposed to be there!

RT @afrocosmist: however you may feel about China its jarring to live in a world where one highly industrialized country is on some Jetsons…

I am calling for a complete and total ban on cultural criticism until we can figure out what the hell is going on

The Daily Beast @thedailybeast

A new revival of “Glengarry Glen Ross,” starring Kieran Culkin, Bob Odenkirk, Bill Burr, and Michael McKean, lands with a puzzling, bitter thud. The play’s racist and homophobic slurs land hard in the era of MAGA. https://t.co/BzfUluqTlO

RT @kslane: 1975: Vanity Fair writer making $175k spends 8 weeks with unfettered access to a celebrity for a profile piece 2025: A 10-minut…

professional opinion: all-time stinker of a speech

denny villanoove, if american-born, would've driven a stock car extraordinarily fast

conan o'brien

the fourth estate: The Washington Post, The New York Times, and Penthouse Magazine https://t.co/NaLizOSCfq

RT @MattZeitlin: https://t.co/WQpXngZXq8

barrier!

Rachel Cohen @rmc031

Per @darbysaxbe, from a program officer at the National Science Foundation, federal grants can now be pulled for containing any of these keywords. Absurd and dangerous https://t.co/iQKDjAGAXI

HE IS DOING IMMORTAN JOE

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

Photo of beautiful water flow that I just opened in California. Today, 1.6 billion gallons and, in 3 days, it will be 5.2 billion gallons. Everybody should be happy about this long fought Victory! I only wish they listened to me six years ago – There would have been no fire! https://t.co/Oaz92ZeiTh

seems like the ATC crisis could be very easily solved by a functioning federal government capable of spending money on public goods

goated

Rep. Danny K. Davis @RepDannyDavis

CONGRESSMAN DANNY K. DAVIS CONDEMNS TRUMP ADMINISTRATION'S HARMFUL BUDGET CUTS TO PUBLIC SAFETY AND HEALTH PROGRAMS IN CHICAGO https://t.co/Ad01HZkYjO

RT @alexqarbuckle: TRUMP: And the Panama Canal, they’re stringing nanomaterials. They’re stringing Nano Material wires across and slicing t…

RT @WestWingWriters: 🚨 Attention all aspiring speechwriters! 🚨 Got an ear for rhythm? An eye for detail? A mind for research? A stomach fo…

I think about this all the time: After the Civil War, they had to figure out how to connect the northern and southern railroads, which ran on different-sized tracks. They rounded up 30,000 guys and had them move every railroad south of the Mason-Dixon Line by a few inches. Voila. https://t.co/iodxOGRhIA

RT @2007warpedtour: betting on fire containment should get you sent to a gambling addiction rehab facility