Matthew Ribel

RT @HashtagGriswold: Imagine landing such a sick burn on a cop, a court of law rules that it is beyond question that you were firing on all…

need a “Is Jair Bolsonaro Hospitalized?” account that I can retweet every five or six days

RT @chrisdeville: I wrote about ALLIGATOR, two decades later https://t.co/ODDsseAXAq

RT @i_zzzzzz: The guy I buy birdseed from is ripping me off. He and I should be selling equal amounts of birdseed to each other

RT @afrocosmist: however you may feel about China its jarring to live in a world where one highly industrialized country is on some Jetsons…

I am calling for a complete and total ban on cultural criticism until we can figure out what the hell is going on

The Daily Beast @thedailybeast

A new revival of “Glengarry Glen Ross,” starring Kieran Culkin, Bob Odenkirk, Bill Burr, and Michael McKean, lands with a puzzling, bitter thud. The play’s racist and homophobic slurs land hard in the era of MAGA. https://t.co/BzfUluqTlO

RT @kslane: 1975: Vanity Fair writer making $175k spends 8 weeks with unfettered access to a celebrity for a profile piece 2025: A 10-minut…

professional opinion: all-time stinker of a speech

denny villanoove, if american-born, would've driven a stock car extraordinarily fast

conan o'brien

the fourth estate: The Washington Post, The New York Times, and Penthouse Magazine https://t.co/NaLizOSCfq

RT @MattZeitlin: https://t.co/WQpXngZXq8

barrier!

Rachel Cohen @rmc031

Per @darbysaxbe, from a program officer at the National Science Foundation, federal grants can now be pulled for containing any of these keywords. Absurd and dangerous https://t.co/iQKDjAGAXI

HE IS DOING IMMORTAN JOE

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

Photo of beautiful water flow that I just opened in California. Today, 1.6 billion gallons and, in 3 days, it will be 5.2 billion gallons. Everybody should be happy about this long fought Victory! I only wish they listened to me six years ago – There would have been no fire! https://t.co/Oaz92ZeiTh

seems like the ATC crisis could be very easily solved by a functioning federal government capable of spending money on public goods

goated

Rep. Danny K. Davis @RepDannyDavis

CONGRESSMAN DANNY K. DAVIS CONDEMNS TRUMP ADMINISTRATION'S HARMFUL BUDGET CUTS TO PUBLIC SAFETY AND HEALTH PROGRAMS IN CHICAGO https://t.co/Ad01HZkYjO

RT @alexqarbuckle: TRUMP: And the Panama Canal, they’re stringing nanomaterials. They’re stringing Nano Material wires across and slicing t…