Michael Piercey

If I could turn off the part of my brain that cares what other people think of me, I’d get SO MUCH DONE

Variety @Variety

Jimmy Fallon says people disliking him is “the absolute worst." "I hate it. I want everyone to like me. I can't stand it. I go, 'Oh, my gosh. What can I do to make you like me?' I think the answer is you can't. You can't make everyone like you." https://t.co/M9xTLVmz0S

This might get Max to use mouthwash https://t.co/kG85I3tdoz

Time to watch capn america

If this were a men’s magazine this headline would be something like ‘FUCK YOU, IDIOT!’ https://t.co/EgYsOldv7H

So how do we think the monarchy is gonna end? Just a fun weekend question! :p

Me when I do anything https://t.co/Dot8OB4kVs

Imagine being two hours into an episode of Doughboys, and they’re almost about to start talking about the restaurant https://t.co/xbuTNkBU7G

RT @AWWHypeGuy: Four pictures of LeBron James that will make you say “that’s not LeBron James, that’s Absolute Wonder Woman 🤨” https://t.co…

In the minecraft movie, Jason Momoa’s character was famous for playing a two player game by himself, playing both roles in what’s normally a cooperative game. You’d think that would come back in any way considering the story but it just…doesn’t!

Pro tip: if you spill spaghetti on your @GameGrumps shirt, just Tie Dye your problems away! https://t.co/qeYj7ahHd8

Jason Mantzoukas is a treasure and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise https://t.co/6t3biT4NzH

I’m taking mister whiskers to popeyes you need anything? https://t.co/XrMtQWe9kn

2008 was wild what do you mean Spencer Pratt wanted to name an adopted black child ‘Dunk’ and told Tyra Banks about it? https://t.co/eiPsSloUwd

I think by and large, people believe in ghosts, because they want to believe in the idea that this all goes on after death. Because if ghosts are real, that means there’s something more! Which is what makes it so very depressing that ghosts aren’t real and this is all there is .

Love it when the algorithm delivers ads right to you https://t.co/jJl27ePLKF

Thought this was Ian and Anthony https://t.co/xknaREYEO2

This is my favorite episode of 30 Rock https://t.co/mZT6oVW87c