Mike Stribl

RT @JohnCleese: Michael Palin had a birthday this week. To mark the occasion, I propose a bet - $100 to whoever lives longer. Winner gets…

No. 1, step forward and say, “SKREEONK!”

Classic Horror Films @HorrorHammer1

🤣 https://t.co/QW1LgEcSDY

I hope Carney is wearing a suit…… And someone reminds Trump to put his pants on.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar

Buckle up. I suspect this is going to be a shit show https://t.co/6Xni49G6X5

RT @mjfree: https://t.co/ETOq6xLa0s

RT @AnnieForTruth: https://t.co/OMLNDNGjVS

RT @LemonLymancom: Both written by Aaron Sorkin. This is cinema. https://t.co/GY61Bc4P1n

RT @kangaroos991: 👇 Worst President EVER, YES or no? https://t.co/Jk1RocyDXZ

You can’t spell narcissist without t.r.u.m.p.

Billifer 🇨🇦 @billifer1973

Incredible how he managed to squeeze in “Happy Easter” between 47 insults, 32 lies, and 12 conspiracy theories. https://t.co/6EKlj1CVS8

RT @heartsloveband: john’s voice here omfg i’m going insane https://t.co/lSr1hONMpp

RT @EastEndJoe: What planet is this motherfucker living on? https://t.co/ryPnKintHa

RT @ProfCarlSagan: Is what he was saying still relevant? https://t.co/hrHCtlYSh3

RT @Pleightx: And tariffs are OFF, for now. https://t.co/XGu43lXUPY

The only way @realDonaldTrump advances is that everyone else is dead. He must need these two days off after a hard week destroying the American economy.

Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump

The White House just issued this statement: “The President won his second round matchup of the Senior Club Championship today in Jupiter, FL, and advances to the Championship Round tomorrow.” How’s this real life? https://t.co/xZfS7RPsNl

RT @StephenKing: Enjoying the ruin of your 401Ks, Trump voters? Because Trump is like honeybadger: he don’t give a shit.

For who? You? You do not care one shit about the American people. @realDonaldTrump It will take a generation to rebuild what he has destroyed in 74 days.

Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump

Reporter: The markets today are way down because of the tariffs. So, how's it going? Trump: “I think it's going very well.” https://t.co/X3ok9DNkUQ

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As the Dow drops 1,500 points and my 401K becomes meaningless, maybe @realDonaldTrump should have seen Ferris Bueller.

Adam Schiff @AdamSchiff

Tariffs like these raise prices and don't work. But if you skipped class the day we all learned that – here's a refresher: https://t.co/Sctt05NwHW