Miranda Webster

To the internet strangers telling me I’ve gained weight or gotten fat: stop calling me fat as if it’s an insult. I’ve had a lot of low moments in the past few years, and trust me, none of them stemmed from going up a size in jeans.

RT @waDNR: Graphic design is my passion. https://t.co/xXiXWR6idr

Them: how was kayak camping? Me: https://t.co/cmWB914dib

Just accidentally said “fondness make the heart grow nonsense” and somehow that feels right

Can’t decide if scared, unprepared or maybe just having anxiety

I learned the term “shoot the hooch” last year (an Atlanta local phrase for “tubing down the river drinking beer”) and it took me until TODAY to realize it comes from the Chattahoochee river ☠️ @ShootTheHooch #atl thankssss

Someone kindly asked me to return to twitter so HERE I AM HI BIRD PEOPLE - Miranda #help #LoveIsland <~ trending hashtag for clicks only #shameless

Cyclists: what do you do when there's no bike rack or place to lock your bike, but you can't bring it in to the store? I just had this happen to me and I didn't know what to do! #cyclist #BikeRide #help @RideCannondale

Check out this video I made with @railstotrails ! https://t.co/s2wG219ZNg

Flight gets delayed for 5 hours before finally being canceled. Rebook on an AM flight. No hotels. Spend night in airport. Travel for 28 hours. @AmericanAir : here's a $12 meal voucher