Norman Chad

I was in line at DMV so long the other day, a sit ‘n go broke out.

We now have @NickJFuentes vs. @WhitlockJason in culture wars. Two out-of-tune horns blaring deep into the night. My favorite Fuentes quote from his latest video: "We pay up the ass in property taxes not to live near these people." (Note: Uh, 'these people' are not white.)

This is @LauraLoomer: Reckless, irresponsible, routinely espousing falsehoods. Here is a small example of her 'professional' negligence. https://t.co/DrJNVZ3J36

We are witnessing a revolution on how baseball is played. Let's discuss the newest advancement in the MLB, the Torpedo Bat. #MLB #Yankees #TorpedoBat https://t.co/cFjjM17zGN

These downfall-of-Hitler parody videos never miss. They slay me every time. https://t.co/ZyitGyxSgi

Kid Rock repping Bill Maher, pardons for the rich, and travel advisories against the United States. Yup, it's time for another edition of 'Trump Tittle-Tattle'. #DonaldTrump #Politics #USA https://t.co/EYlPYlaufi

I call ‘em like I see ‘em, but keep in mind I had failed LASIX surgery.

Steve, bubbelah, can you show me any paper work here? After all, you are contending -- publicly -- that the man deported is a 'member of a designated foreign terrorist organization.' You got proof? P.S. Any chance your family is a 'designated foreign terrorist organization'?

Stephen Miller @StephenM

The alien was a member of a designated foreign terrorist organization, ineligible for any form of relief under law. The only process he was entitled to was deportation.

Houston-Duke: Wonderful game. And final 1:27 only took 21 minutes to play. Final 32.4 seconds only took 14 minutes. Pretty good by 21st-century standards!

I have no opinion on these protests today, but here's the funny thing: I keep reading that many protesters in Baltimore were bussed in from NYC. And I keep reading that many protesters in NYC were bussed in from elsewhere. Why is everyone being bussed to different locales?

As an independent with Costco quantities of popcorn, I say this: If Trump says there are 'methods' to allow a president to seek a third term, then in 2028 let's see.... TRUMP VS. OBAMA! Buckle up, America!!!!!

I guess nobody has noticed over the past, oh, 20 or 30 years how ridiculous the end game is in basketball, particularly the college version. The last couple minutes of these games do not resemble the first 38 minutes, and take forever. Soccer and hockey do it so much better.

The classless @TuckonSports is already high-fiving strangers to celebrate his bet with me on the Pittsburgh Pirates. The season win total is 75.5. Tuck has UNDER, I have OVER. The Pirates are 2-7 to start the season. What Tuck doesn’t realize is that I had them projected

Let’s add @MattWalshBlog to the small but ever-growing ‘clear and present danger’ list.

Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog

A woman with pink hair who thinks her personal anecdotes somehow override statistical data, episode #1,345,877,002

Is there no one currently at the White House who can help the president get his CAPS LOCK key unstuck?

Donald J. Trump Posts From His Truth Social @TrumpDailyPosts

TO THE MANY INVESTORS COMING INTO THE UNITED STATES AND INVESTING MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF MONEY, MY POLICIES WILL NEVER CHANGE. THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO GET RICH, RICHER THAN EVER BEFORE!!! Donald Trump Truth Social 4/04/25 08:44 AM

The president hit an island of penguins with tariffs. The penguins are powerless to retaliate. #AnotherWinForUs

On the latest 'GAMBLING MAD with NORMAN CHAD'... * MLB: Torpedo bats and Juan Soto's contract. * Poker: Time to move past no limit hold 'em. * Tattoos: Who has more of them, men or women? * Mount Rushmore of actresses: Yes, Jessica Lange makes it. https://t.co/4QbuuchFfJ