Paul Smith

RT @MichaelRosenYes: BT: You haven't paid your bills. Me: I didn't get the bills. BT: We can't reconnect your phone. Me: I didn't get the b…

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Worked out that a mystery CC payment was actually me being lovely. So that's nice 🙂

I don't think much of this modern art. https://t.co/1HFUAEy44a

Luckily this by @DaleBradford survived the great car thief event of 2025. https://t.co/O0K4pse32w

RT @qikipedia: What you don’t know would make a great book. SYDNEY SMITH

I got the car back but it'd been ransacked. EMTB, #Lego, electronics all gone. Basically anything easy to turn into cash to fund a drug habit. At least there's no obvious damage done. They didn't put any petrol in it though, or give it a wash 🙄 #CarCrisis #Homeless #Homelessness

Paul Smith @SimplyPaul

Naturally, someone stole my car last night. It's mostly unwashed laundry in there, but I'm still rather upset 😐 https://t.co/hstaBDRX5c

I don't tend to comment on these cases, but racially abusing an old man is exactly the sort of thing certain elements of society -people with media presence- passively encourage. And yes, Brexit was a factor in emboldening. In short don't be that kind of twat. Kids, I include you

It's a spiraling cavalcade of idiocy. He expects giant trading partners to just shrug & not impose reciprocal tariffs? I find it hard to believe a human able to walk & talk could be this stupid 🤔

BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking

US President Donald Trump threatens additional 50% tariff on Chinese goods if Beijing does not withdraw its retaliatory tariffs Follow live https://t.co/qNVOiiSklL

My calls to the #DVLA today: A circle-jerk of knobs. Sorry, but asking a homeless guy for his current address multiple times smacks of a careless attitude. https://t.co/CjJEzqIJfT

#QotD "I'd be crying if I thought it'd help."

RT @qikipedia: A genetic analysis suggests that the anus may have started as an opening that was used to release sperm. As the author of th…

Up early to go car/campervan shopping with a friend. #WishMeLuck

Naturally, someone stole my car last night. It's mostly unwashed laundry in there, but I'm still rather upset 😐 https://t.co/hstaBDRX5c

£506 refund thanks to an official complaint. I'd rather they'd just have done their job.