Phil Cunnington

Christ alive, this has taken a turn. #Eurovision2025

Armenia. If OK Go did #Eurovision

The Thin White Duce. #Eurovision2025

Latvia. #Eurovision https://t.co/NpTQGU6Dm2

Iceland's entry is if Fisherman's Friends took MDMA. #Eurovision

Spain have got Melania singing for them. #Eurovision https://t.co/9FTgrSz9M5

I thought I detected the hand of Cowell in this pile of old nonsense. #TOTP

Top Of The Pops Facts @TOTPFacts

“Then in episode six or seven, the character sang a song. And Simon Cowell was friends with my agent and he thought it would be a really good idea to release the song. It then sold 600,000 copies.” https://t.co/dglEGzOiwC #TOTP

Genius.

Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn

One of those great European knights https://t.co/IUYqzmZfpC

Jon Bore Jovi, more like. #TOTP

'Knee massage'.

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West Ham wing half Norman Corbett having a knee massage from trainer Billy Moore. The West Ham team are visiting salt baths in Southend as preparation for their cup tie at Blackburn. (1948) https://t.co/zGFKs0tgLt

Less Night Nurse, more mogadon. #TOTP

Return of the cack, more like. #TOTP

#TOTP https://t.co/eIeUZVmWQH

Genuinely the most we've ever heard from Emma. I'm guessing she survives, but Lord Sugar does the old 'you're project manager next week' trick. #TheApprentice https://t.co/3l2iJW4kv4