Preston Bounds

August Kleinzahler, Billy Collins, Shakespeare, Gillian Welch

Vanessa Saunders @postcardsfrmv

Suggestions of poets who do humor well?

I say this with absolute certainty. Every time a domesticated animal encounters this man for the first time, it instinctively bares its teeth or runs away. He is palpably repulsive.

Gad Saad @GadSaad

I say this with absolute certainty. I am sure that I have read more in the past month than the Lobotomized Cackler @kamalaharris has in her entire life. She knows nothing; she stands for nothing; she has no personhood; no charm; no humor; no charisma; no knowledge; no

I recently discovered the Insta poets and I feel like I have swallowed a black pill the size of a Volkswagen

Protect Dolly Parton at all costs: https://t.co/NHBQyF2d7P

This is a vastly underappreciated aspect of online discourse, imo.

Whatifalthist @whatifalthist

You guys know if you had enough money, a wife, kids, friends and a church you liked that 90% of you would immediately become normie moderates right?

Begun, the Moldbug news cycle has. https://t.co/cHRJVrA6F7

Bruh https://t.co/8qxtnefcP8

Scene from a carousel in Richmond, VA: See, the kids, yet to be socialized into such nonsense, know not to choose the bear. https://t.co/IFxLIkWJpv

Oh you didn't know? Yes, it's mandatory now. Taylor is Galadriel if she took the One Ring. Prepare accordingly. https://t.co/HHq50d1JRj

What’s an album you heard at age 15 that changed your brain chemistry? https://t.co/pYGikf7D1b

Aaron Gwyn @AmericanGwyn

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Also, my 7yo son's love for trains makes this an easy pick

Barstool Pack @BarstoolPack

Might be controversial but BarstoolPack is supporting @BarstoolPU today. They’ve never won a title. It just means more to that fanbase. Underdogs stick together.

Dude just wanted to make his own music ... https://t.co/l1iz6Vwk5e

Aaron Gwyn @AmericanGwyn

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Rob Henderson @robkhenderson

Who is an acceptable role model for teenage boys and young men?

RT @Super70sSports: Motherfucker had no idea where he was despite seeing the fucking sun and moon every day. Solid work from our future spa…

Bette Midler: Bette Midler Sade: Lovers Rock Prince: Batman soundtrack Madonna: Bedtime Stories Trick Daddy: Back by Thug Demand Pantera: Far Beyond Driven Marshall Tucker Band: Where We All Belong

"Lou"ReedTyranny @nakedfoul

Here's a better prompt -- Name albums you love that would give someone an extremely misleading view of your personality. Here are a few of mine: Huey Lewis+News: Sports Genesis: Invisible Touch En Vogue: Funky Divas Sufjan: Illinoise Bad Religion: Stranger than Fiction

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Bored Swiftie @boredswiftpolls

What are the first five words of the National Anthem? https://t.co/dW7Su1eRMo